I only wish he could have lived long enough to see this day:

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/vol...35&PID=3196529

 

It sounds like Larry will be meeting Dr. W soon in the afterlife...

 

Should be an interesting Monday!

 

If this kind of stuff is making it to the mainstream media, you can just imagine what's really going on.
Should be very interesting to watch.

 

Anyone care to speculate?

 

Beginning Monday, all Cayennes will be forcibly recalled and returned to Germany for immediate destruction.
All existing Cayenne owners will be placed on a list, preventing them and their heirs from ever owning an aircooled Porsche.

 

What about those of us who own a Cayenne, but already have an air-cooled Porsche?
Summer in Gitmo? Winter in North Dakota?

 

Wow... has all the makings of a made for the movies family reunion

 

Fine.
Larry is willing to offer a one time exemption for those who owned a proper Porsche before mistakenly adopting a P!g

Personally, I was against the idea, but out of respect for Larry (actually his widow)...

 

Only if it ends with Dr W hanging by his neck at the end of a VIN specific Cayenne wiring harness...and just for Toby, one that wasn't wired for BiXenon headlamps

 

Hanging by the neck would be interesting, but wouldn't it be better to keelhaul him from the trailer hitch of a Cayenne through the streets of Stuttgart? How about keelhauling him from one of the fancy retractable trailer hitches on a new Panamera?

 

Hanging and keel hauling are just too kind. He should be force to drive the Love Bug for rest of his short financially destitute life.

 

See here:

http://www.latimes.com/business/nati...,4159209.story

 

Could someone please translate "Vince Foster" into German for Dr. W.

 

Maybe the pizza delivery chick could deliver him a "tainted" pizza, instead of the Vince route!