Turducken.....the official Thanksgiving meal for Cayenne owners.

 

Hmmm.....
Turducken?
Aulkswagorsche?

THAT should put ltc's keyboard into some sort of fibrillation.

Still love my Cayenne, even if it's made mostly of "mystery meat." It's the "pure Porsche" service that's killing me.

BTW, Pearlcoupeg35, did we mention that no thread is safe from hijacking around here?

 

Welcome...nice to see another Cayenne owner from the area, you said you where in the burbs...I live in Bucks County (used to be in Montgomery) maybe I will see you around. I would not consider this the most mod friendly forum more of a purists forum with some feeling the cayenne is a "pig"

 

#1. Normally aspirated engines do not lend themselves to significant modifcations for increased outputs....re: forced induction engines instead. Also, a search will yield MANY threads regarding Cayenne modifications (engine, suspension, body kits, electronics, etc)......take a look first before passing judgement on this forum based on your days of membership.

#2. It is a pig. Just look at it for a few moments, maybe on a Sunday morning while eating breakfast. Put an Oscar Mayer sticker on it......hmmmn, Bacon. It's hard to be shaped like that, weigh 5500# and not be a pig.

 

ltc you never give up...I do not need an education on na motors I have been building them since I was 12.
I have looked all over this forum and know what mods have been discussed, very mild compared to other forums out there and the direction he seems to be going...
I was trying to add something positive to his experience to counter all the negative sh*t you always have to say even if I have not been on the forum long - it is time for old crabby heads like yourself to be gone and on with the new generation so why don't you think for once before posting your negative crap all the time.

 

Wow Jon this was a rough welcome wagon! I thought the 993 board could be tough on noobs!

 

So Jon, being a Philly guy, are you an Eagles fan? I hope not, for your sake...

The only mod I would not suggest for your Cayenne is an Eagles decal or sticker. It looks quite nice without it... that would ruin it...

Which wheels are tires are you going with for winter?

 

Have you considered picking up and moving over to 6speedonline forums? It sounds more like something you'll enjoy: a young, hip crowd doing lots of mods. This forum is just old, crabby folks who like to roast the "bacon", which is occasionally adorned with tasteful Gemballa and/or Cargraphic, and go off topic.

Attempts at bashing the forum guru, who happens to know more stuff about the Cayenne than majority of the participants (you really don't have to be a genius to be able to read between the "pigs", "lemons", "Larries" & "kool aid" in order to obtain tons of useful info & answers), AND who happens to have a refined sense of humor, won't score you any points.

 

Would "Turd" be short for Turducken?

 

 

Mostly we do not have many 14 year olds playing grown ups tho.

 

LMAO!!

Oh and hey! Whats the big ideal! Only my back is tattooed (my chest has nipple rings so lets get it right!)



Oh and welcome dude! Nice looking S for sure!

 

Oh and Pearl...here is a pic of my S:

 

 

Where do you get all of those artificial flowers??