Cayenne Man Law
12-05-2006, 04:02 PM
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Cayenne Man Law
From the OT Forum discussion about the 'facelift' Cayenne
https://rennlist.com/forums/off-topic/316031-new-porsche-cayenne-introduced.html
(somebody should go over there right now and defend our beloved Cayenne)
No, I did NOT make up this quote.....but I wish I did.
I'd also like to dedicate this post to 'EnigmaWmn'....and I look forward to her reply.
Warmest personal regards,
Larry
Man Law:
I move we hereby amend the now-classic "Sopranos" reference regarding the Boxster... "A Porsche with panties"... to refer to the Cayenne as such.
It's a whitebread, suburban soccer mom's wet dream... an SFV (Sport Futility Vehicle) that tells everyone "Oh, we can afford a Porsche to cart our special little crotch droppings around". .
https://rennlist.com/forums/off-topic/316031-new-porsche-cayenne-introduced.html
(somebody should go over there right now and defend our beloved Cayenne)
No, I did NOT make up this quote.....but I wish I did.
I'd also like to dedicate this post to 'EnigmaWmn'....and I look forward to her reply.
Warmest personal regards,
Larry
Man Law:
I move we hereby amend the now-classic "Sopranos" reference regarding the Boxster... "A Porsche with panties"... to refer to the Cayenne as such.
It's a whitebread, suburban soccer mom's wet dream... an SFV (Sport Futility Vehicle) that tells everyone "Oh, we can afford a Porsche to cart our special little crotch droppings around". .
12-05-2006, 04:42 PM
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LTC, there goes that darn computer of mine, notifying me that you've typed in my user name.
Thank you for the dedication. Let me guess ... already imagined me diving in trying to defend a woman's right to drive Cayennes?
I'll have to decline based on the fact that EnigmaWmn is not a "suburban soccer mom" in need of "carting around crotch droppings" and it would be unwise to not speak from experience.
Instead how about we invite some of those "men" over to suggest a reference for men whose wives make them remove their exhausts? :-D
Thank you for the dedication. Let me guess ... already imagined me diving in trying to defend a woman's right to drive Cayennes?
I'll have to decline based on the fact that EnigmaWmn is not a "suburban soccer mom" in need of "carting around crotch droppings" and it would be unwise to not speak from experience.
Instead how about we invite some of those "men" over to suggest a reference for men whose wives make them remove their exhausts? :-D
12-05-2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ltc
Man Law:
It's a whitebread, suburban soccer mom's wet dream... .
And remember, could be worse, you could be driving a minivan....
12-05-2006, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by EnigmaWmn
Instead how about we invite some of those "men" over to suggest a reference for men whose wives make them remove their exhausts? :-D
I will admitt that a Cayenne is a PwithP or even better, a PWP. Haha, I guess the guys "removing" are actually PW...
That said, if your going to drive around in a PWP, you might as go with the best one, the Turbo or in translation a PWNP.... Like woman or Cayennes, their the best ones.
12-05-2006, 05:27 PM
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Yea - I have no problem in either the Boxster or the Cayenne - Guess I'm "Uber Secure" in the ole' manhood...
Crouch droppings - now that was a new one on me!
Crouch droppings - now that was a new one on me!
12-05-2006, 06:14 PM
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How can my all black 521 BHP / 531 FPT bi-turbo V8 Cayenne with monster brakes and an 6 piece aluminum-alloy block and heads be a Porsche in panties? That's nuts.
As for what it says to others... come on. Most people don't even SPEAK the same language as Porsche.
As for what it says to others... come on. Most people don't even SPEAK the same language as Porsche.
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12-05-2006, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by yetis
Hey, I just drive around in a guido mobile... Who said anything about removing it.
I will admitt that a Cayenne is a PwithP or even better, a PWP. Haha, I guess the guys "removing" are actually PW...
That said, if your going to drive around in a PWP, you might as go with the best one, the Turbo or in translation a PWNP.... Like woman or Cayennes, their the best ones.
I will admitt that a Cayenne is a PwithP or even better, a PWP. Haha, I guess the guys "removing" are actually PW...
That said, if your going to drive around in a PWP, you might as go with the best one, the Turbo or in translation a PWNP.... Like woman or Cayennes, their the best ones.
12-05-2006, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by EnigmaWmn
Thank you for the dedication. Let me guess ... already imagined me diving in trying to defend a woman's right to drive Cayennes?
12-05-2006, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnnyNarcosis
How can my all black 521 BHP / 531 FPT bi-turbo V8 Cayenne with monster brakes and an 6 piece aluminum-alloy block and heads be a Porsche in panties? That's nuts.
As for what it says to others... come on. Most people don't even SPEAK the same language as Porsche.
As for what it says to others... come on. Most people don't even SPEAK the same language as Porsche.
12-05-2006, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ltc
Man, you have had WAY too much Purplesaurus Rex......might be time for a Cayenne intervention and detox.
12-05-2006, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ltc
besides, you know it's my job to 'stir things up a bit' in here.
12-06-2006, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by HD911
Just refer the mindless poster to the CTT's lap times at the ring! That should shut them up.
12-06-2006, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by EnigmaWmn
Instead how about we invite some of those "men" over to suggest a reference for men whose wives make them remove their exhausts? :-D
Don't even think for a minute EnigmaWmn that my PIMP hand ain't strong! 