PrinceKalbi

Hi. I am the owner of the Prince Kalbi restaurant in Seoul, Korea. I buy cars to impress people and to have sex with beautiful girls. I'm actually very, very far from what you would call good-looking, so I usually need a lot of help from cars, watches, shoes, and expensive designer labels to impress girls.

My business has been going really well and I feel like I should buy somthing more sporty than my M5. I visited a dealer last Wednesday and narrowed my choices to GT3 and Turbo. They had a white GT3 and a black Turbo. I don't really care which is faster. I couldn't even use all the powers of my M5.

So, my question is, Between a white GT3 and a black Turbo, and between these two cars only, which do you think I will have more success at getting girls? Please don't be a dick and tell me neither would do for me, because frankly, I have had some brilliant successes with my M5 and I know I can do better with a Porsche. After all, it's a PORSCHE.

I will wait for your honest responses.

frayed

BWAHAHAHAHAA. That's a helluva 2nd post.

I wouldn't waste your cash on a new porsche. A buddy of mine went on a mission to learn the techniques of the pick up, read books and attended classes on picking up women. He's pretty good at it, went from a drought to a new hottie every week.

nkhalidi

THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.

That said, my vote goes for black Turbo; a black Turbo with black wheels, tinted windows, and an obnoxious body kit screams serial date-rapist, at least here in the States.

Jon70

In terms of the GT3, for your purposes I'd certainly avoid the clubsport version of the as the racing seats would restrict your mobility for reaching into the passenger seat for any potential action. Overall, the turbo is likely to suit you better. Plus the 4 wheel drive may help in any 'dicey' scenarios you may find yourself in.

008

The Great Khalid is right, this thread IS awesome, but the car that screams serial date rapist is the CLS 55/63, blk/blk, blacked out light kit and muffler hacked off. But to answer the prince's question, you should go with the GT3, korean chicks love homologation cars, it's science. Which watches and shoes best impress the ladies? My swatch and Chucks are getting a little dated.

CP

I'd say Turbo. at least it has rear seats.

To be honest, if you want to impress people and attract pretty young things, than nothing beats an Italian, say a red Ferrari Spyder? Keeps it's value better than a Porsche too.

Best of luck.

Veloce Raptor

Here is my honest response:

ECS

HA! I was just in Seoul and I wish I could have met you. This would have spawned hours of excellent conversation. With that said, black turbo. Its funny, this is the only time I have ever recommended a turbo over a GT3. It has all sorts of bling on it that is not too over the top.

bigmac

Buy my car, I need a few weeks rest. Good luck!

JohnnyBahamas

Oh dude, seriously, if those are your only choices, two words... BLACK TURBO. Screams "PLAYER". And it should have a tiptronic transmission because you won't have TIME to shift gears you're going to get some much TAIL.

Oh, and my secret, get a bitchin' tuxedo and wear it everywhere. Chicks dig it.

Joe S.

If you go for the GT3, you're going to need to add a RS wing. Chicks dig big wings.

Probably better off going with the turbo, the girls will just bitch about the GT3's "rough ride".

mooty

black custom 2 seat with entertainment and bed turbo cayenne.

i am pretty flexible and way under 40 years old.
but sex in a TT.... not comfy.

ngoldrich

This is the funniest thread I have read in a long time.
Thanks,
Norm

frayed

Ahem,

http://www.puatraining.com/

NJ-GT

Black Turbo. Why get just one hot Korean girl, when you can sit three in the car.

Install a tow hook, you can tow up to 500 lbs. Enough for a king bed, bycycle wheels attached, some curtains, and a center pole for the dancer.