Saw this on thechive.com. Best parking spot ever. The holy grail we look for at every store.

 

Almost. Between the light pole on the left and power pole on the right, the chances of a bird pooping on your car go up exponentially...

 

Spots like that actually make you more of a target.

 

A target for what exactly?

There is no one around to open their car door on yours and no reason
for anyone to walk passed your car and possibly scratch it with a swinging hand bag or something.


Also its a freaking joke, lighten up.

 

Do I see sprinkler heads?

 

Good catch! I missed the most obvious...it's not covered parking.

 

Back in the late 90's I had a Trans Am that I parked in a similair spot. I came back from work one day and it was egged. So is it possible? Yes. No parking spot is guranteed from harm from a jealous ahole.

 

Some motorcyclist ahole will probably take it.

 

Easy now...there are a bunch of us motorcycle aholes on this site and many of us value our bikes more than our 911s

 

I'd rather take my chances with bird poo (since I always have quick retailer spray and microfiber cloths in the frunk) than some crazed shopper with a cart or folks who open their doors without regard for other people's cars...T