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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 06:46 PM
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This concludes our test of the Rennlister Tongue-in-Cheek Awareness Index

Official results will be available after tabulation is competed

Please resume your normal threading....
Did you make your wife take the Tounge-in-Cheek Awareness Index test? I am interested to see her score.
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 08:03 PM
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Did you make your wife take the Tounge-in-Cheek Awareness Index test? I am interested to see her score.

No, I have devised a similar type of test for her, but it involves different parts of the anatomy.

She always passes with flying colors...
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 08:04 PM
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I was kind of late sampling this thread.
Just read the whole thing.
That's five-minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by purrybonker
This concludes our test of the Rennlister Tongue-in-Cheek Awareness Index

Official results will be available after tabulation is competed

Please resume your normal threading....
If you're really joking, then I say good one. You got me.

But really, I'm not convinced. There's a lot of detail in that story. If you didn't do it then I'd say you've definitely been fantasizing about it a bit too much.
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by purrybonker
You've probably noticed how you get a lot of "attention" from the ladies whilst driving the Porsche...
Hey PB, what the hell's this 'whilst' thing? Is that a Canadian word?

To make your jokes more credible I'd suggest you drop the Shakespeare speak.

That's a dead giveaway.
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Old Jun 22, 2008 | 11:19 PM
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Hey PB, what the hell's this 'whilst' thing? Is that a Canadian word?

To make your jokes more credible I'd suggest you drop the Shakespeare speak.

That's a dead giveaway.
Whilst isn't a word used by most Canadians. I suspect that PB used it as a subtle hint that the story was a gag.
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Old Jun 23, 2008 | 12:10 AM
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This reminds me of the time I slept with a married Canadian woman who told me that she wanted to get revenge on her husband (also a Porsche driver) who she suspected was cheating on her.
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There was this one time . . . at band camp . . .
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F/S one 8 x 10 whiteboard with red dry erase markers
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Maybe sell that white board on E-bay for say, $500 . . . I mean, really . . . it has such a history behind it of getting hotties and all. I wonder if it would work for a dude driving a Yugo??? (Just for the record, I am not a dude, and I have NEVER nor will EVER drive a Yugo, rofl).
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Ditto.
Obviously noone would give out their cell phone number when you can simply instruct them to meet you at the next rest area.
Dave, according to "There's Something About Mary", rest stops are just homosexual retreats. I'm not saying anything, but still.....
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Dave, according to "There's Something About Mary", rest stops are just homosexual retreats. I'm not saying anything, but still.....
Is that hair gel?
BTW, what exits are we meeting between this afternoon?
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Old Jun 23, 2008 | 07:12 AM
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There was this one time . . . at band camp . . .
Classic.
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Hey, don't you know it isn't safe to drive while holding up a white board?
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The white board is sooooo late 90s man. Are you sure don't drive a 993?
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