Is OCBEN banned?
01-15-2008 | 02:45 PM
#77
Burning Brakes
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 882
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From: Kent, England
OK, I guess it's finally time to come clean;
I HAVE BEN.
I lay in wait outside his mansion and captured him. He fitted snugly into an empty 69kg Costa Rican arabica coffee bag - hemp, not jute in case you're asking - just as he was leaving in the Mini (God forbid he'd actually drive his 997.....) to IHOP for his usual weekly carbo-fest.
He's been locked in our broom cupboard, well fed and watered, regularly plied with learned tomes by Hooke and Newton and Tesla to keep him quiet.
Yesterday, my Claire finally snapped; "Get that strange guy out of there," she said, "or I'm gonna sic the labratapirdor on him.....".
So, you want Ben back? Just pay the 'release fee' of £30-00 (I think that's about ten thousand of your United States dollars at today's rate) and he's yours. My pay-pal account details are available if you e-mail me.
Olé
I HAVE BEN.
I lay in wait outside his mansion and captured him. He fitted snugly into an empty 69kg Costa Rican arabica coffee bag - hemp, not jute in case you're asking - just as he was leaving in the Mini (God forbid he'd actually drive his 997.....) to IHOP for his usual weekly carbo-fest.
He's been locked in our broom cupboard, well fed and watered, regularly plied with learned tomes by Hooke and Newton and Tesla to keep him quiet.
Yesterday, my Claire finally snapped; "Get that strange guy out of there," she said, "or I'm gonna sic the labratapirdor on him.....".
So, you want Ben back? Just pay the 'release fee' of £30-00 (I think that's about ten thousand of your United States dollars at today's rate) and he's yours. My pay-pal account details are available if you e-mail me.
Olé
01-15-2008 | 03:16 PM
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OK, I guess it's finally time to come clean;
I HAVE BEN.
I lay in wait outside his mansion and captured him. He fitted snugly into an empty 69kg Costa Rican arabica coffee bag - hemp, not jute in case you're asking - just as he was leaving in the Mini (God forbid he'd actually drive his 997.....) to IHOP for his usual weekly carbo-fest.
He's been locked in our broom cupboard, well fed and watered, regularly plied with learned tomes by Hooke and Newton and Tesla to keep him quiet.
Yesterday, my Claire finally snapped; "Get that strange guy out of there," she said, "or I'm gonna sic the labratapirdor on him.....".
So, you want Ben back? Just pay the 'release fee' of £30-00 (I think that's about ten thousand of your United States dollars at today's rate) and he's yours. My pay-pal account details are available if you e-mail me.
Olé
I HAVE BEN.
I lay in wait outside his mansion and captured him. He fitted snugly into an empty 69kg Costa Rican arabica coffee bag - hemp, not jute in case you're asking - just as he was leaving in the Mini (God forbid he'd actually drive his 997.....) to IHOP for his usual weekly carbo-fest.
He's been locked in our broom cupboard, well fed and watered, regularly plied with learned tomes by Hooke and Newton and Tesla to keep him quiet.
Yesterday, my Claire finally snapped; "Get that strange guy out of there," she said, "or I'm gonna sic the labratapirdor on him.....".
So, you want Ben back? Just pay the 'release fee' of £30-00 (I think that's about ten thousand of your United States dollars at today's rate) and he's yours. My pay-pal account details are available if you e-mail me.
Olé
01-16-2008 | 12:10 AM
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Joined: Jan 2006
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From: Alpharetta, GA
I used to enjoy reading OCBen's posts until this one:
https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...=shopping+cart
Take a few minutes to read though the posts...you may get a glimpse into his personality.
https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...=shopping+cart
Take a few minutes to read though the posts...you may get a glimpse into his personality.
Wait, how come there was no "where is Doug?" thread?
