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Spirited driving & nagging wife
09-06-2006, 04:11 PM
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.* *Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL!* *Put in some more butter!* *Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.* *TOO MANY!* *Turn them!* *TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.* *Oh my GOD!* *WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?* *They're going to STICK!
Careful...CAREFUL!* *I said be CAREFUL!* *You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!* *Never!* *Turn them!* *Hurry up!* *Are you CRAZY?* *Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them.* *You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt.* *USE THE SALT!* *THE SALT!!!* *THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him.* *"What in the world is wrong with you?* *You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly repl ied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL!* *Put in some more butter!* *Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.* *TOO MANY!* *Turn them!* *TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.* *Oh my GOD!* *WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?* *They're going to STICK!
Careful...CAREFUL!* *I said be CAREFUL!* *You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!* *Never!* *Turn them!* *Hurry up!* *Are you CRAZY?* *Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them.* *You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt.* *USE THE SALT!* *THE SALT!!!* *THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him.* *"What in the world is wrong with you?* *You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly repl ied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
09-06-2006, 05:20 PM
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Mine is in the spirited driving, but in moderation category. One night when returning from a party I hit the gas on an open stretch of vacant highway, and her **** flew out of her shirt. She made me slow down enough to put them back in, but I kept hitting the gas each time making them fly out again. I love that shirt.
09-07-2006, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by blk on blk
Mine is in the spirited driving, but in moderation category. One night when returning from a party I hit the gas on an open stretch of vacant highway, and her **** flew out of her shirt. She made me slow down enough to put them back in, but I kept hitting the gas each time making them fly out again. I love that shirt.
09-07-2006, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JMAGOLAN
Remember, the passenger seat travels about 30 mph faster than the driver's seat ;-) I learned that on the track when I rode "shotgun" with Kim Crumb driving my 928 GT.
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Kim Crumb was my insturctor at my 1st PCA autox in 1994.
09-07-2006, 10:43 PM
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Met my wife at a Lime Rock DE event. She was fine with my driving until we had a couple kids, now as soon as the loud pedal goes down her mouth opens up and starts complaining. Come to think of it, she hasn't been to the track since the kids either.
Women change when they have kids.
Women change when they have kids.
09-08-2006, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Eggplant Cab
Perhaps it's because they get smarter and appreciate life more? 
09-08-2006, 01:50 PM
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I've never heard a single complaint from her. Then again, she is typically crawled up in the fetal position under the dashboard while the windows and roof are all open.
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09-08-2006, 11:14 PM
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I think I just took my last fun turn in the car with her tonight. The turn resulted in her saying "if you have an accident with this car we're not getting a replacement..." <sigh>
09-08-2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by yemenmocha
I think I just took my last fun turn in the car with her tonight. The turn resulted in her saying "if you have an accident with this car we're not getting a replacement..." <sigh>
09-09-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by yemenmocha
I think I just took my last fun turn in the car with her tonight. The turn resulted in her saying "if you have an accident with this car we're not getting a replacement..." <sigh>
