Social Friday Humor
07-14-2006, 02:11 PM
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Three Wheelin'
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Social Friday Humor
A Louisiana senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing machine," he thought as he flew down I-12, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Porsche 997, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old wise gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Louisiana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
"Amazing machine," he thought as he flew down I-12, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Porsche 997, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old wise gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Louisiana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
07-14-2006, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by cvazquez
A Louisiana senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing machine," he thought as he flew down I-12, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Porsche 997, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old wise gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Louisiana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
"Amazing machine," he thought as he flew down I-12, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Porsche 997, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old wise gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Louisiana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
07-14-2006, 05:05 PM
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Three Wheelin'
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Originally Posted by MMD
Here's another funny one:
A pi**ed off Cop stops a guy and asks nastily "Do you know why I stopped you?!"
Guy replies, "Because you think I have doughnuts?!"
A pi**ed off Cop stops a guy and asks nastily "Do you know why I stopped you?!"
Guy replies, "Because you think I have doughnuts?!"
LOL... good one!
