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Old 07-13-2017, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by b3freak
Really, I always thought my "50 ways" thread of some of the best RL moments? (sniffle)

https://rennlist.com/forums/996-foru...our-motor.html

that is great, the where do I put my cell phone may be better though.
Old 07-13-2017, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 5CHN3LL
If he's calling you "gay" and you guys aren't in middle school, I'm kinda surprised he's not driving a kitted Corvette or a Viper (complete with plastic dangling *******) with the wind blowing in his lush mullet.

(There's probably a Playgirl under the seat...)

If you really want to crush his ego, find a track-prepped 986 to lap him with.
There's a group chat with himself (CA dude), other buddy with track prepped E46 (WA dude), and myself (all over the east). Our chats consist of starting the day with chick pics, then goes to berating each other, convincing we need to buy ammunition and firearms, vehicle purchases, etc.

For Christmas he got a Hustler (I taped it to the front) of a firearm magazine, and stuffed some condoms between them so he wouldn't procreate.

I do however think he is getting rid of the GT4 and allocating a new GT3. That bastard. Still waiting for him to die so I can obtain all my things from the will.....
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Originally Posted by Kalashnikov
Bye.
I got your Short Story in my email. That was...well...different...
Old 07-13-2017, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by gnat


Hmmm... Maybe we should talk some day. What could possibly go wrong with the two of us working together
How ironic would it be if you guys actually get together, start a multi Billion Dollar Tech Empire...all because of the JI Moving on thread...Hah Hah Hah Hah!

Please call your new company BMA...
Old 07-13-2017, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo911
How ironic would it be if you guys actually get together, start a multi Billion Dollar Tech Empire...all because of the JI Moving on thread...Hah Hah Hah Hah!

Please call your new company BMA...
Their theme song "Movin' On Up" from the Jeffersons TV show.

Old 07-13-2017, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo911
I got your Short Story in my email. That was...well...different...
LOL, feel free to re-post it. It is from JI's latest book...btw.
Old 07-13-2017, 03:39 PM
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Elvis has left the building!
Old 07-13-2017, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Kalashnikov
LOL, feel free to re-post it. It is from JI's latest book...btw.
Oh...his autobiography?
Old 07-13-2017, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by b3freak
Their theme song "Movin' On Up" from the Jeffersons TV show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY
I met George Jefferson once, we were in line at a convenience store, I asked him where Weezy was...he was not amused at all haha
Old 07-13-2017, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Gordon9898
I met George Jefferson once, we were in line at a convenience store, I asked him where Weezy was...he was not amused at all haha
He prolly got that ALL the time. haha



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