Note: If I'm too fat to fit into the 2x by the time it arrives, THAT'S the one I intended to use for a seat cover.

Totally.

 

I believe you've utilized the word "fat" in posts in this thread far too frequently and without regard for the feelings of morbidly obese children that would never read this, but if they did, could be irreparably harmed from such reckless behavior.

Where's that Timex or Casio guy when you need him? He was far better at feigned outrage over nothing than I am. Anyway, safe-space and Xanax for everyone!

 

I plan to head to sin city Friday morning. Hope to avoid LA traffic. Plan is to stay until Monday in hope of avoiding Sunday crush back.

If anyone else from SoCal is heading out Friday morning let me know. Might be cool to run out in a group.

 

That's his chef.
Her specialty is dumplings.

 

Kalash - At this point I have to cancel. Long story, not worth wasting your time with. If we do this next year, I will be there come hell or high water. Thanks for your efforts in pulling this whole thing together.

 

Of course, I don't have a Porsche at the moment, and can't travel to the event, but would love to have the t-shirt to remember you nut cases having fun!

 

I can't make it due to work travel. Have fun & I'll grab a t-shirt at some point soon.

 

I have to bow out as well
Wife is having some surgery that week
I'm bummed!!!

 

Dropping like flies...

 

This, amigos, is NOT how the 996 crowd is supposed to represent.

I would sell my third nut to make it to this shindig. Hell, I'd even sell Jay's other kidney and Grandpa Irish's last "Nolex."

 

Yeah, I tried like hell to make it happen, but just ended up like this:

 

Oh, you were involved with the latest Rodong Wont Golong launch? I'm impressed that you still have internet access. And a beating heart.

 

I'm still planning to drive down from NorCal on the 9th. Anyone else up here doing the same?

 

C'mon, guys! Dig deep, make some sacrifices! It's not just about us, the strippers need to eat too! I'm giving up on riding up to Humboldt for the Redwood Run, which unfortunately falls on the same weekend, just so I can party with you Porsh miscreants. See? Sacrifice! I'm bringing what's left of my liver, and I'm planning on abusing it!

But all ball-busting aside, life happens, so I get it.

 

I am displeased.

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