Woody, answer this question... When you look at the image, what part of the image does your eyes go to? bwhahahahaah!!!!

 

That's a ton of letters...€595 for the first 5, and then an additional 32 letters @ €75 each for a total of €2,995, or $3,347 US.

But it it's worth it to you, go for it. Who am I to judge? I'm just here to relax a little.

 

Constructive suggestion: Maybe redo that 'chop with the Goatse hands on either side of the Cayman exhaust.

I have included some Goatse hands here so nobody has to Google Goatse - I get enough sh*t about "can't unsee" terms without unleashing Goatse on an unsuspecting rube. Note that this is a recreation; the "real" Goatse hands are low-res and - trust me on this - trying to edit the massively stretched bunghole out so you only have the hands remaining requires FAR too much time staring at that image.

 

So this isn't from that site, it's from some guy in Albania. My friend had it custom made for me as a birthday gift.

My daily driver is a Cayenne, very lovingly referred to as The Douche Canoe, so Douche Carrera just fits for the track car.

It's actually in getting some body work done right now from a light hit on the rear bumper/wing. The body guys had a good laugh when I asked them to put this on instead of a new OEM badge.

 

Epic.

 

That is NOT the 996 sub forum way!

Unicorn would look great back there, since someone beat me to it, but that's a lotta moolah for seven letters...T

 

Some very revealing comments on this thread.

 

Yeah. This thread is dripping with vitriol and sarcasm. It's cool though. Just another idea. It's clear some people hate the idea and some people have done it/considering it. I customize all my cars and always have, but I always try to maintain the balance between classy and trashy.

To be honest I wouldn't do most of the stuff many of the people on this site have done to their ride, but hey whatever....

 

indeed, even revealing comments ABOUT comments.

yeah, we're going meta. 996 4 lyfe

 

This is what I meant about "getting in trouble"

No wait. This.

 

would they make more?

 

Will this also get me in trouble?

 

I'm sure they would. This is where it came from: https://yourcustomemblem.com/

I think they have some stock things, but to get the porsche script in something custom, my buddy had to provide an EPS file, which he made up by using different pieces of other Porsche emblems (he is a graphic designer).

But if you want Douche Carrera, they should either still have the file, or I could provide, of course I have the rights to it throughout the North East.

 

Only if you carry children in the front seat.

 

haha, yeah - no, don't want the douche canoe.

I want to remove "Carrera C4S" with just 4.0