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Old 08-07-2015, 12:29 AM
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Inline with the "Where do you" post, I prefer them in a woman but store them in the ash tray or side door pocket.
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I'm a gambler, thus never wear them.
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Only sailors use condoms, the filthy buggers.
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I keep them in the door pocket, next to my pocket-size Merriam-Webster English dictionary.

Where do you keep your pets' condoms?
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And we've officially jumped the shark.....
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I keep them in my wallet...
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Irish birth control, none needed.
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I keep them with the spare tire so I can blow them up as party balloons.....Isn't that what they are for??
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Originally Posted by 5CHN3LL
I keep them in the door pocket, next to my pocket-size Merriam-Webster English dictionary.

Where do you keep your pets' condoms?
I see what you did there..
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Since I had my IMS fixed I don't need them anymore
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Originally Posted by crashclint
Inline with the "Where do you" post, I prefer them in a woman but store them in the ash tray or side door pocket.

I kept a few boxes around. One at the photo studio, one at home, and one with me in whatever car I was driving. Never just one, since if it was that big of an emergency we could go get a box, one just wouldn't do it.
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True story. Not really related to storage but is a condom story. I was scrubbed in the OR as a medical student at the height of the HIV scare and we were scrubbed with one of the oncologists (they are very serious people) on a big cancer case. He was asking everyone how they protect against HIV transmission such as double gloves, passing sharp instruments in a tray, etc.

The resident said "I use condoms. As a matter of fact I have one on right now"



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