Pac996

Don't slide a 12 pack between the seats sitting on top of the center console. Using the brakes it slides forward and if the ashtray flap is open it can puncture 12 pack cardboard and a can.......

uberskier

So you're saying we should just do this with bottles?

Shark Attack

Yeah I have experianced this too and changed to bottels. This seems to have fixed the problem.

SSST

Why are you drinking beer out of cans in the first place?

tooloud10

That's why I keep all of my beer in the frunk--it fits perfectly.

Sneaky Pete

Now if someone would come up with a design for a rectangular quarter barrel......I get shivers thinking of the possibilities.

copper

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are
alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by ******** who drink bottled
water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and **** like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times
as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about
your safety.

Thundertub

Coolers are rectangular! Pony keg in the cooler. Packed tightly in place in the cooler with ice. A long straw from the pony keg, through the firewall. However, beer should not normally be consumed through a straw.

johnnyv1

Good Lord, Finally a genuine topic with real value & worth the read.
Thanks, Funny stuff.

fast996

312 ! well done : P

Gonzo911

Don't forget the ashtray lid was up. Drinks AND smokes. My kind of guy!

Pac996

Yah I blew it. Was working this weekend and picked up a 12 pack of cokes and case of water which I threw in the back. The cokes got slid between the seats. Bottles are the only way!

The trunk on my tiptronic might get warmer due to extra transmission radiator. But then we don't have much for winter weather but cooler and extra rain. My trunk does get toasty though.

I'd mention the cuss words I used when the coke started spraying me but I've forgotten due to it being such a tramatic experience. When I heard the leak spring and rolled it over I......yah I remember the words........ Good thing I had bottled water and plenty of detailing towels in the car. I think its pretty much required to have the detailing stuff handy at all times

jasper

Geez I bet that was a mess to clean up. Ruined the rest of your day huh?