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Old 02-10-2012, 01:18 AM
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I am a unique and esoteric individual, a man of style and substance. I crack blocks of ice with my forehead and paint pottery with my toes. I propel my bicycle up extreme inclines and navigate my hang-glider through urban environments. I am the CIA’s only triple agent, have memorized the quadratic formula, can recite pi to 10,574 digits, and peel oranges with one hand while skiing down double black diamond runs playing frisbee with the Kennedys. I conduct seminars on combating international terrorism, and recently returned from sabbatical in Antarctica studying the effects of the Mt. Erebus volcano on the ozone layer. I dabble in the occult, can play the minute waltz in 51 seconds on 5 different instruments, and recently disproved the validity of Say’s Law, and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, am the defending Kumite champion, and food critic for The New York Times. I soon plan to vacation by rowing around the world while writing the definitive textbook on Constitutional Law and a biography of Ferdinand Magellan.


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Old 02-10-2012, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Quix
I am a unique and esoteric individual, a man of style and substance. I crack blocks of ice with my forehead and paint pottery with my toes. I propel my bicycle up extreme inclines and navigate my hang-glider through urban environments. I am the CIA’s only triple agent, have memorized the quadratic formula, can recite pi to 10,574 digits, and peel oranges with one hand while skiing down double black diamond runs playing frisbee with the Kennedys. I conduct seminars on combating international terrorism, and recently returned from sabbatical in Antarctica studying the effects of the Mt. Erebus volcano on the ozone layer. I dabble in the occult, can play the minute waltz in 51 seconds on 5 different instruments, and recently disproved the validity of Say’s Law, and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, am the defending Kumite champion, and food critic for The New York Times. I soon plan to vacation by rowing around the world while writing the definitive textbook on Constitutional Law and a biography of Ferdinand Magellan.


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He doesn't slways drink beer, but when he does he prefers Dos Equis.

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Old 02-10-2012, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Quix
I am a unique and esoteric individual, a man of style and substance. I crack blocks of ice with my forehead and paint pottery with my toes. I propel my bicycle up extreme inclines and navigate my hang-glider through urban environments. I am the CIA’s only triple agent, have memorized the quadratic formula, can recite pi to 10,574 digits, and peel oranges with one hand while skiing down double black diamond runs playing frisbee with the Kennedys. I conduct seminars on combating international terrorism, and recently returned from sabbatical in Antarctica studying the effects of the Mt. Erebus volcano on the ozone layer. I dabble in the occult, can play the minute waltz in 51 seconds on 5 different instruments, and recently disproved the validity of Say’s Law, and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, am the defending Kumite champion, and food critic for The New York Times. I soon plan to vacation by rowing around the world while writing the definitive textbook on Constitutional Law and a biography of Ferdinand Magellan.


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Which instruments?

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Old 02-10-2012, 02:00 AM
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:14 PM
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I deal in "Pharmaceuticals".
I push drugs in little kids (I know I am ashamed to admit it)
Old 02-10-2012, 01:05 PM
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Part time gerbil stunt double
I always wondered if ghey pr0n paid enough to afford a Porsche. Thanks.
Old 02-10-2012, 01:19 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Divot
I just figured the girls in your avatar paid you to, uh, well, drive them.
Right on!
Old 02-10-2012, 06:00 PM
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Groovy Baby!
Old 02-10-2012, 06:07 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 06:12 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:47 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 10:29 PM
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I am a man of leisure collecting the royalties from the condom sales machines that are found in many bar's men washrooms...

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Old 02-11-2012, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Divot
Uh, already taken.
Nah, I was his replacement.



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