#of ways to see how obsessed we are with our 996's
12-21-2011, 10:29 AM
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The idea came from MTV Jersey shore, that one character Pauly D has a giagantic Cadilac logo on the side of his torso.
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Someone beat me to it.
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Someone beat me to it.
12-22-2011, 05:43 PM
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50. You always have your individually hand picked best washing accessories hidden away from your brother, father and anybody else that decides to come along to wash his car at your house. And you always leave the used up washing mitten, cheap car wash laying around to be spotted first so that other parties wont be looking around for the "better" stuff 
12-22-2011, 05:53 PM
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51. Your gas mileage seems to be much worse than it really is, but that can be easily explained by the endless loops you are compelled to make in every parking lot you visit as you search for the "perfect spot"*
*perfect spot=unusually oversized end space with a curb on one side that you can park 2" away from that is located at least 100 yards from the store entrance and a minimum of 10 parking spaces from the nearest parked car. Under a tree is preferred in the summer as long as a) the tree is not currently shedding leaves, b) the tree is not a sap producing variety, c) the tree does not appear to be home to any birds. Alternately, the open space directly next to the handicap spaces are also coveted provided there is a large enough buffer between you and the handicapped space AND there is more than one handicapped space available so you can be reasonably assured that no one will park in the handicap space located right next to you.
*perfect spot=unusually oversized end space with a curb on one side that you can park 2" away from that is located at least 100 yards from the store entrance and a minimum of 10 parking spaces from the nearest parked car. Under a tree is preferred in the summer as long as a) the tree is not currently shedding leaves, b) the tree is not a sap producing variety, c) the tree does not appear to be home to any birds. Alternately, the open space directly next to the handicap spaces are also coveted provided there is a large enough buffer between you and the handicapped space AND there is more than one handicapped space available so you can be reasonably assured that no one will park in the handicap space located right next to you.
12-22-2011, 06:52 PM
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52. You wipe the brake dust off the wheels after every ride (even though nobody but you can see it).
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12-24-2011, 12:37 PM
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parking spot
51. Your gas mileage seems to be much worse than it really is, but that can be easily explained by the endless loops you are compelled to make in every parking lot you visit as you search for the "perfect spot"*
*perfect spot=unusually oversized end space with a curb on one side that you can park 2" away from that is located at least 100 yards from the store entrance and a minimum of 10 parking spaces from the nearest parked car. Under a tree is preferred in the summer as long as a) the tree is not currently shedding leaves, b) the tree is not a sap producing variety, c) the tree does not appear to be home to any birds. Alternately, the open space directly next to the handicap spaces are also coveted provided there is a large enough buffer between you and the handicapped space AND there is more than one handicapped space available so you can be reasonably assured that no one will park in the handicap space located right next to you.
*perfect spot=unusually oversized end space with a curb on one side that you can park 2" away from that is located at least 100 yards from the store entrance and a minimum of 10 parking spaces from the nearest parked car. Under a tree is preferred in the summer as long as a) the tree is not currently shedding leaves, b) the tree is not a sap producing variety, c) the tree does not appear to be home to any birds. Alternately, the open space directly next to the handicap spaces are also coveted provided there is a large enough buffer between you and the handicapped space AND there is more than one handicapped space available so you can be reasonably assured that no one will park in the handicap space located right next to you.
OK, there.
12-24-2011, 01:13 PM
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Speaking of this, yesterday, found the perfect spot, only to return to my car, and find a large 3/4 ton truck, with a drop hitch, 4" away from my front bumper!!! I took a photo of his vehicle just to be safe. There is no way he could have been so close, (with out touching) without a "spotter". Some of these rednecks do this on purpose, just to tick us off.
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OK, there.
12-24-2011, 01:57 PM
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Anyway, we are all obsessed with our P-Cars. Not to sermonize, but speaking for myself, it is easy to become over-obsessed with the car. There are more important things in life. Especially as we celebrate Christ's birth, and what that means for those who receive the gift.
Sermon over-
Back to obsession.
Merry Christmas to all!