Just sayin.... Has anyone else had this problem?
You pull in to the bar and 5-6 hotties half your age see you. You go into the bar and they continue to hit on you, be flirty and seem to have a bet over who is going to go home with you? OMG.. I am so tired of it. These slutty little college girls looking for a good romp in the sack is just getting so old! I mean come on, what guy in his right mind wants a 24 year old with a body like a **** star in his bed for a night?

When some of these girls were interviewed a common phrase kept appearing "Well I know a p-car guy can get the job done". One continued and said: "He isnt going to drop the "L" word on us the next day, Infact he may not even call after he treats us to breakfast. He is not some Camaro or Corvette 30 second redneck, he isnt some f-car prissy lame-o. The proshce guys are all about performance! The only close second is a Lambo guy, and they are just few and far between"

So I dont know about you guys. But I have HAD IT UP TO HERE with this? Treated like some piece of quick *** meat for the night just becasue we know how. I mean really, how degrading!

 

I know exactly what you mean.
I play racquetball at one of the local colleges. I have started to bring the winter beater.
If I don't, they swarm the car like flies, I have to brush them off the car when I come out and then spend an hour polishing all of the pert little butt prints off the paint..

 

your dreams are becoming more and more detailed, you gotta lay off the **** man

 

You dont have this issue Ed? Oh oh oh... thats right you dont drive a 996... you drive a VW....

 

Lol, Happens when your at the Gym too.

 

Ouch... You sound like Jeremy Clarkson!

I have two words for the hotties: DEGRADE ME! (um...if the wife is reading - I am living vicariously through others... yeah, that's it)

- B

 

Ah, those were the days of my "yout"........I so fondly remember those wonderful times, freshly cleaned machine, night out on the town..... fight over which one was sitting shotgun, once two shotgun for the ride at the Cape.......they'll never forget...... wait, "what's his name?" ....I was treated so cheaply, so abused, so degraded..... just like hanging meat.......I would tell them, I wasn't going to "do the weekend" never feared commitment, cuz, "not the marrying type" I just knew that is what they swere saying.....left me so bummed out, felt so cheap......I still have dreams.....achem, I mean nightmares....... Yeah P-car guys, one step above......?????????

 

lol - yea....VW
trust me, I am everything every woman in the world is NOT looking for, and I dont mind....

though it was wierd yesterday when this woman came up to me and gave me a hug, then commented that I smell nice, then said I always smell nice, then asked to smell my chest - in front of her boyfriend.....

I didnt feel cheap...I let her.....

 

Ed , unless you have pics... Kyle, step away from the booze.

 

hmmm I can email my buddy and see if she wants a repeat performance this time on film !

LOL @ booze

 

If youth but knew. If age but could.

 

They don't allow girls half my age at bars...

 

If you really are tired of the attention of the 24 year old woman with a porno star body wanting to spend a night with you just ask her what oil she uses in her car's engine.

In the meantime, I'd never tire of that. I mean if Charlie Sheen can handle it and continue to function ok I don't see any risk on the downside, do you?

Unfortunately at my relatively young age (but with prematurely greying hair) all the attention I get from young women is instead of allowing me to open the door for them they hold the door open for me.

Sincerely,

Macster.

 

I have experienced a similar problem, and is why I always drive with all of the doors locked and the windows up.

That way, they can't get out.

 

Kyle u win best thread of the week