Eharrison

You seemed to have learned "MaDTitE Drover sKiLz".

Maybe you should drill for oil out near that spot.

Edgy01

How old are your tires? They may just be getting old and can't keep up with the potential of that suspension any longer.

Pac996

Hang around there at closing time and pick up some tips from the pro's when they fly out of there.

RGrnwd

Depending on what kind of take out fast food, there my be cooking exhaust grease that drifts down and sticks to the immediate road. :-) Thus your slippery problem.

johonole

There has to be some young hottie that works the window at this secret restaurant that Phill goes to every night for dinner and then risks his life putting on his fish tailing show on the way out for the little hottie.

Be very careful Phill- you could end up married!

JDSStudios

To a street pole