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03-13-2010, 02:34 PM
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Which reminds me of another joke:
A guy hires a prostitute. They get to the room and he removes his pants.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your knees?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Kneasles.
Prostitute: You mean measles?
Guy: No, Kneasles, a very rare disease that affects the knees.
Then the guy removes his socks.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your toes?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Toelio.
Prostitute: You mean polio?
Guy: No, Toelio, a very rare disease that affects the toes.
Then the guy removes his jockey shorts.
Prostitute: When you were a kid, I see you also had Small-*****!
A guy hires a prostitute. They get to the room and he removes his pants.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your knees?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Kneasles.
Prostitute: You mean measles?
Guy: No, Kneasles, a very rare disease that affects the knees.
Then the guy removes his socks.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your toes?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Toelio.
Prostitute: You mean polio?
Guy: No, Toelio, a very rare disease that affects the toes.
Then the guy removes his jockey shorts.
Prostitute: When you were a kid, I see you also had Small-*****!
03-13-2010, 02:36 PM
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Which reminds me of another joke:
A guy hires a prostitute. They get to the room and he removes his pants.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your knees?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Kneasles.
Prostitute: You mean measles?
Guy: No, Kneasles, a very rare disease that affects the knees.
Then the guy removes his socks.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your toes?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Toelio.
Prostitute: You mean polio?
Guy: No, Kneasles, a very rare disease that affects the toes.
Then the guy removes his jockey shorts.
Prostitute: When you were a kid, I see you also had Small-*****!
A guy hires a prostitute. They get to the room and he removes his pants.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your knees?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Kneasles.
Prostitute: You mean measles?
Guy: No, Kneasles, a very rare disease that affects the knees.
Then the guy removes his socks.
Prostitute: EEEEWWWW! What happened to your toes?
Guy: When I was a little kid I had Toelio.
Prostitute: You mean polio?
Guy: No, Kneasles, a very rare disease that affects the toes.
Then the guy removes his jockey shorts.
Prostitute: When you were a kid, I see you also had Small-*****!
Best laugh I've had in a while.
03-14-2010, 11:43 AM
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Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
03-14-2010, 01:20 PM
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Awesome! Congrats!
I guess our OT jokes kept this thread near the top of page one so you got more visability. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
I guess our OT jokes kept this thread near the top of page one so you got more visability. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
03-15-2010, 01:17 AM
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Thanks guys
