medtech

I think if you read the manual it advises that you skip step #4.

GMS

I think the manual also says

8. Go and get spare key, unlock and be happy.

gota911

In the later model 996 manuals Porsche amended the wording on #7 to read:


7. hosed, you dumb f*ck!

medtech

I see you read German...

ivangene

what the hell is the hose for? I got lost

I was with you right up till then too... then wham!! ya got that hose out and what? washed it?

LMAO
J/K

medtech

Statman,

On the contrary, we want to be open and helpful.

Here's how to break into my Porsche:
1. Remove the R front tire, gently place it to the side.
2. Carefully pull back the inner plastic fender liner.
3. Gently feel around for the trunk release.
4. Pull trunk release.
5. Carefully climb inside the trunk. Think skinny!
(you will have easy access to everything you need here).
6. Close trunk lid behind you
(that way no one can see you breaking into my car).
7. Be careful of the interior light in the trunk, it may give away your position, so make sure that trunk is closed EXTRA tight.

Voila! You have now broken into my Porsche!
I hope that was helpful to any would be criminals out there.
Happy Holidays!

wross996tt

LOL....I have my cable attached to a separate battery...if you are unaware it will be shocking experience. My hidden camera will also take a picture and post it on the web. Have fun ripping it off...

jweisser

I had not revisited this thread since I got the car open. The comments were not so nice, but I guess I deserved it. Not sure what pics I could have sent to prove I was legit, but I can assure you it is my car. Thanks again to those who helped.

Divot

I hate these guys always trying to increase their post count.

Pac996

What chew talking about Willis?

Good one man. Maybe he'd trying a prime number post record.

Life sucks some times. I should of burned a used lincoln to the ground the first day I had it cleaning the truck that night and the automatic electric trunk closer locked in the only key for it.

LVDell

Yeah, those guys trying to reach 5 posts really burn me up!

gota911

You misunderstood the reason for the pics request. It was not to prove you own the car, but because it is customary for Newbies to tell us a little about their car and to post pics of their car.

So with that said, here is your "Newbie Initiation!" Come on, Newbie, post the @#$%^&* pics!

Ahhhhh, I feel better!

ivangene

You could read my "post of the year" link in my signature below... that might help make sense of it all

one more thing

THANKS for posting the "I fixed it"...... thats what makes it all work!
stick around, you could learn alot (and waste a lot of time )