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Old 09-07-2007, 02:45 AM
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you need a very special $5,000 jack....and I am the ONLY one you can buy one from!!
Old 09-07-2007, 08:01 AM
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I know.... i'm never taking it to a car wash again! Going to do all the cleaning myself from now on... gonna buy the zaino kit tonight...
Old 09-07-2007, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by michael.s.under
Lets get back to the why you took your exotic sports car to a 9.95 car wash. That is unacceptable
Yeah, someone get a rope!

J/K!
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:03 PM
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I use a hand car wash....16 bucks. They take almost a 1/2 hour.....really meticulous, dry with micro fibre towels too. Best car was I know. I do it most of the time myself, but then winter rolls around....I know where to go.

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Old 09-07-2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by gota911
Sorry, but you don't win the prize. This is not the dumbest question of all time. That award gors to Phil G. for asking "Dash symbol - how to remove the little green 3/4 circle (speedo icon with arrow) shows up on my speedometer"

Sorry, Phil, I'm feeling really evil tonight!
Agree 110%... that was a classic!!
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The questions weren’t dumb but putting your car through one of those paint blaster was.
Old 09-08-2007, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by rleeq
The questions weren’t dumb but putting your car through one of those paint blaster was.
It is true. If you read the manual, then.... (well, you get the picture).

I think you need to turn in your "Porsche Man-Card" now...

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Old 09-09-2007, 06:26 PM
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Maybe he is saving up for a manual.

Jacking points in manual? Check.
Wheel bolt torque in manual? Check.

Touchless car wash? WTF are you thinking
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I almost have to believe the original post is a joke. How can anyone dirve a Porsche and not know the basics? Have we reached a point where the average driver is totally incapable of changing a tire, because they can't be bothered to read the manual. The last time I looked, the average Porsche came equiped with a tool kit with a jack and very detailed instructions in the manual on how it all gets used.
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Originally Posted by rmillnj
I almost have to believe the original post is a joke. How can anyone dirve a Porsche and not know the basics? Have we reached a point where the average driver is totally incapable of changing a tire, because they can't be bothered to read the manual. The last time I looked, the average Porsche came equiped with a tool kit with a jack and very detailed instructions in the manual on how it all gets used.
Originally Posted by gota911
Yeah, someone get a rope!

J/K!
Like I said ^.........



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