faris13

Yea lol. As they drugged me up my girlfriend had to run to the hotel to get my money to pay for the treatment. While I'm half conscious she says "Hopefully you'll still have your organs when I get back"...She knows how to put me at ease.

jcnesq

I had a friend who went to Thailand. Woke up with some strange bruise-like marks on his chest and rushed to the hospital. It took them a while, but they finally properly diagnosed the disease - it was a bruise in the shape of a handprint, left by his "girlfriend".