The thing I hate the most about the 996.
02-07-2006, 12:31 PM
#61
Originally Posted by DeAd-EyE
no problem
The Downward Cycle of 996 Ownership On Rennlist
The Illustrated Narrative
<--- little timmy is excited about owning his new porschA and joins rennlist to chitchat with fellow owners.
<---- little timmy sumbles upon thread after thread of RMS issues.
<------ now worried, he asks 993 owners what they did when their cars have issues
<--- 993 owners tear into poor timmy abuot his useless vaser-kooler "crappenvagen", thus causing poor timmy much anguish.
<-- suddenly, little timmy finds a rash of threads about 993 valve problems and his faith in God is restored, as he waves 
to the old foggies and peels out 
in his slightly leeky, yet still very Uber 996 
The End.
The Downward Cycle of 996 Ownership On Rennlist
The Illustrated Narrative
<--- little timmy is excited about owning his new porschA and joins rennlist to chitchat with fellow owners. <---- little timmy sumbles upon thread after thread of RMS issues. <------ now worried, he asks 993 owners what they did when their cars have issues <--- 993 owners tear into poor timmy abuot his useless vaser-kooler "crappenvagen", thus causing poor timmy much anguish. <-- suddenly, little timmy finds a rash of threads about 993 valve problems and his faith in God is restored, as he waves to the old foggies and peels out in his slightly leeky, yet still very Uber 996 The End.
Sad but true.
02-07-2006, 01:48 PM
#62
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The fact that the autobahn and the Nurburgring are in Germany...
02-07-2006, 10:12 PM
#65
Drifting
Originally Posted by 2fas4u
the only thing i don't like about my 996 is that it's mine and i don't have to want one it's the want one thing that drives people crazy so i hear or maybe SPEED LIMITS!
Originally Posted by club411
Hey 2fas4u - Is that english?
Anyway, cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive *** dude don got no brains anyhow. (Either that or the "period" key is missing from his keyboard.)
02-07-2006, 11:05 PM
#66
Racer
Originally Posted by programmatore
Hey Club 411, I can help. I speak jive. 2fas4u heard that what drives people crazy is not having a Porsche and wanting desperately to get one. Since he already owns a Porsche, he has lost that desire to get one. He doesn't like that. He also doesn't like speed limits.
Anyway, cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive *** dude don got no brains anyhow. (Either that or the "period" key is missing from his keyboard.)
Anyway, cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive *** dude don got no brains anyhow. (Either that or the "period" key is missing from his keyboard.)
Hmmmm..... ahh yes the quote from the movie "Airplane"
Now what bothers me most about the 996 is: Breaking the speed limit, people in the parking lot that don't give a flying _ _ _ _ about door dings, and nothing else because it makes me happy everytime I drive it or look at it!
02-07-2006, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by an02boxster
How about the way water comes in the driver's window in the rain. It drips right on the leather grab handle and arm rest. No matter how slightly you open it.
The boxtser is way worse though, maybe all the cabs do this more. I currently have a coupe.
The boxtser is way worse though, maybe all the cabs do this more. I currently have a coupe.
02-08-2006, 02:53 PM
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The Thing i hate most about my 996 is that women who seem to be morally opposed to keeping their cloths on always want a lift.
oh wait....thats a good thing. I guess my 996 is flawless afterall
oh wait....thats a good thing. I guess my 996 is flawless afterall
02-08-2006, 05:27 PM
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You're a funny dude! *thinking* "Who the hell remembers that line from Airplane" lol!!
Originally Posted by programmatore
Hey Club 411, I can help. I speak jive. 2fas4u heard that what drives people crazy is not having a Porsche and wanting desperately to get one. Since he already owns a Porsche, he has lost that desire to get one. He doesn't like that. He also doesn't like speed limits.
Anyway, cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive *** dude don got no brains anyhow. (Either that or the "period" key is missing from his keyboard.)
Anyway, cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive *** dude don got no brains anyhow. (Either that or the "period" key is missing from his keyboard.)