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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 02:20 PM
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_Centipedes that is...Sitting in my carport this morning just before light and saw some movement heading towards my car, CENTIPEDE (4"). I grabbed my flash light and the battery died as soon as I turned it on. I know he ran up my drivers wheel and is now camping out somewhere.
I also know there's always two, and sure enough here comes the other one from another direction and under my car before I could get it.
So I now have two of these little bastards hiding somewhere in my wheel well.

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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 03:02 PM
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Welp, glad you had a fun time with your car, Bill! Time to say goodbye.






I always knew there was a downside to living in Hawaii
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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 03:05 PM
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that added weight will hurt your car's performance for sure
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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 808Bill
CENTIPEDE (4") grabbed my flash light
Damn flashlight stealing arthropod!
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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr_Strangelove
Welp, glad you had a fun time with your car, Bill! Time to say goodbye.






I always knew there was a downside to living in Hawaii
That's what it feels like when bit, FIRE!
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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 09:59 PM
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bug love.
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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 10:56 PM
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On a related note, I opened the garage door today and a chipmunk ran in. And of course did not run out. I could not find him. If the little critter finds the giant Costco bag of bird seed we will never get rid of it...
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Old Jun 12, 2019 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 808Bill
That's what it feels like when bit, FIRE!
Take car out. Get it into 5th gear as long as you can and maybe they will bail.
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Yikes, I don’t miss those evil things!
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Old Jun 13, 2019 | 03:01 PM
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I have an affinity for centipedes.
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Old Jun 13, 2019 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 5CHN3LL
I have an affinity for centipedes.
Not "Human Centipedes"!!
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