JJB's day in court tomorrow....
05-14-2006, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodster
Yeah but the car will really never handle anyway right??
these cars are for street racing and Drifting...hence the magnificent name I would
suggest...
MK
these cars are for street racing and Drifting...hence the magnificent name I would
suggest...
MK
These cars are full independent suspension, McP front, ML IRS Rear, and my car with a complete NASA spec cage, fuel, without driver weighs low 2300's.
I am able to run up to a 265/40/17 F :: 285/40/17 R so the car can hold plenty of tire.
I run a 332mm Stoptech front brake setup, and a 350Z Brembo OEM rear setup.
There is zero rubber in the entire suspension, everything is adjustable, camber, caster, bump, compression : rebound.
The car has a full undertray with rear diffuser, all sheet aluminum.
Combined with a 4.63 final drive and a motor that has over 300wtq. for 5000 RPM, peak RPM at 10700, over 600whp under full boost pressure.
This car is no slouch on the road course.
05-15-2006, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodster
RE: 240 Z fully set -up for track:
And a wonderful street driver, comfortable, quiet, and not at all twitchy
MK
And a wonderful street driver, comfortable, quiet, and not at all twitchy
MK
It drives just fine on the street.
05-16-2006, 11:47 AM
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does your defintion of "fine" include terms such as...
lumber wagon like ride ?
earsplitting exhaust ?
bone chilling rattles and creaks ?
looks somewhat foolish ?
Scary in the rain?
cannot go over speed bumps or in certain driveways?
if any of those apply,
then my "drives fine on the street" doesnt
MK
lumber wagon like ride ?
earsplitting exhaust ?
bone chilling rattles and creaks ?
looks somewhat foolish ?
Scary in the rain?
cannot go over speed bumps or in certain driveways?
if any of those apply,
then my "drives fine on the street" doesnt
MK
05-16-2006, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodster
does your defintion of "fine" include terms such as...
lumber wagon like ride ?
earsplitting exhaust ?
bone chilling rattles and creaks ?
looks somewhat foolish ?
Scary in the rain?
cannot go over speed bumps or in certain driveways?
if any of those apply,
then my "drives fine on the street" doesnt
MK
lumber wagon like ride ?
earsplitting exhaust ?
bone chilling rattles and creaks ?
looks somewhat foolish ?
Scary in the rain?
cannot go over speed bumps or in certain driveways?
if any of those apply,
then my "drives fine on the street" doesnt
MK
Driver has to wear a helmet to safely drive the car.
Driver has to climb through the window to get in.
Cops give you a weird look every time you get pulled over.
It takes at least 3-4 minutes to get setup in the car.
Brake pads require you to drag the pedal about 100' before the braking point.
Rear diff chatter makes people think your car is a hoopty.
Anti-Lag makes people next to you nervous.
05-17-2006, 02:55 AM
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The Kaliifornya felony prison system has four level of correctional facilities. Level one is for white collar criminals and con artist like non violent sports bookies and female Raider fans. Level two is your average burgler, wife beater and actors who played a cop. Level three are for murderers, drug trafficers, child molestors and Scott Peterson.
Level four, is reserved for the most dangerous of all. There are only two prisons with security tight enough to house the level four felons. Pelican Bay and Chuckawala, which is located in a remote desert area so secret that it cannot be photographed by satalite. I forgot to mention that the only crimes serious and henious enough to warrant confinement in a level four is driving while white and exceeding 119 mph in a speed trap. The second is knownly removing the emission equipment, in and attempt to gain attention while cruzin by grade schools. Draco Malfoy is one of the well know inmates serving his time for that crime.
After Jimmy's lawyer advised him of the potential new abode in the unlikely event that Melvin Belli
Zuwarski losses the case, Jimmy immediately renewed his passport for a vacation that he will be taking to Denmark on July 15th.
Fast foward: Day of Trial
Judge: Mr. Zurawski, where is your client Jimmy?
Zurawski: Judge, Jimmy is on a well deserved vacation.
Prosecution: May it please the court (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) we know the defendant has left the country and is hiding the well know 993tt known as Blackie. Further, various members of an internet gang known as Rennlisers are conspiring to help him.
Judge: Mr Zurawski is this true?
Zurawski: Your honor I would like to know how the prosecution knows this.
Prosecution: (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) We have our expert witness Drac...Drifto
Judge: Isn't Mr. Malfo..er ah..Mr.magnifico your expert witness?
Prosecution: ( Imagine pit bull with lipstick) We will call our witness to confirm Jimmy is a fugitive from justice.
Zurawaski: I would like to ask Drifto a few questions.
Judge: Ok, but this is highly unorthodox.
Zurawaski: Drifto, isn't it a fact that you plea bargined a deal with the prosecution to avoid confinement in Chuckawala. Also, didn't you state on Rennlist that you didn't fell sorry for Jimmy.
Prosecution: Objection, (imagine a pit bull with no lipstick) Drifto has never had a ticket..
Meanwhile at Shannon International airport bar Jimmy waits for his connecting flight to Coppenhagen.
Yes, Do you have Bombay Saphire Martini's.. Nooo we have Guinness. Well I'll have a Guiness. And what else will you be having, sir. Have you ever ridden in a fast Porsche..miss?
Jimmy the fugitive
Level four, is reserved for the most dangerous of all. There are only two prisons with security tight enough to house the level four felons. Pelican Bay and Chuckawala, which is located in a remote desert area so secret that it cannot be photographed by satalite. I forgot to mention that the only crimes serious and henious enough to warrant confinement in a level four is driving while white and exceeding 119 mph in a speed trap. The second is knownly removing the emission equipment, in and attempt to gain attention while cruzin by grade schools. Draco Malfoy is one of the well know inmates serving his time for that crime.
After Jimmy's lawyer advised him of the potential new abode in the unlikely event that Melvin Belli
Zuwarski losses the case, Jimmy immediately renewed his passport for a vacation that he will be taking to Denmark on July 15th.
Fast foward: Day of Trial
Judge: Mr. Zurawski, where is your client Jimmy?
Zurawski: Judge, Jimmy is on a well deserved vacation.
Prosecution: May it please the court (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) we know the defendant has left the country and is hiding the well know 993tt known as Blackie. Further, various members of an internet gang known as Rennlisers are conspiring to help him.
Judge: Mr Zurawski is this true?
Zurawski: Your honor I would like to know how the prosecution knows this.
Prosecution: (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) We have our expert witness Drac...Drifto
Judge: Isn't Mr. Malfo..er ah..Mr.magnifico your expert witness?
Prosecution: ( Imagine pit bull with lipstick) We will call our witness to confirm Jimmy is a fugitive from justice.
Zurawaski: I would like to ask Drifto a few questions.
Judge: Ok, but this is highly unorthodox.
Zurawaski: Drifto, isn't it a fact that you plea bargined a deal with the prosecution to avoid confinement in Chuckawala. Also, didn't you state on Rennlist that you didn't fell sorry for Jimmy.
Prosecution: Objection, (imagine a pit bull with no lipstick) Drifto has never had a ticket..
Meanwhile at Shannon International airport bar Jimmy waits for his connecting flight to Coppenhagen.
Yes, Do you have Bombay Saphire Martini's.. Nooo we have Guinness. Well I'll have a Guiness. And what else will you be having, sir. Have you ever ridden in a fast Porsche..miss?
Jimmy the fugitive
05-17-2006, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JJayB
The Kaliifornya felony prison system has four level of correctional facilities. Level one is for white collar criminals and con artist like non violent sports bookies and female Raider fans. Level two is your average burgler, wife beater and actors who played a cop. Level three are for murderers, drug trafficers, child molestors and Scott Peterson.
Level four, is reserved for the most dangerous of all. There are only two prisons with security tight enough to house the level four felons. Pelican Bay and Chuckawala, which is located in a remote desert area so secret that it cannot be photographed by satalite. I forgot to mention that the only crimes serious and henious enough to warrant confinement in a level four is driving while white and exceeding 119 mph in a speed trap. The second is knownly removing the emission equipment, in and attempt to gain attention while cruzin by grade schools. Draco Malfoy is one of the well know inmates serving his time for that crime.
After Jimmy's lawyer advised him of the potential new abode in the unlikely event that Melvin Belli
Zuwarski losses the case, Jimmy immediately renewed his passport for a vacation that he will be taking to Denmark on July 15th.
Fast foward: Day of Trial
Judge: Mr. Zurawski, where is your client Jimmy?
Zurawski: Judge, Jimmy is on a well deserved vacation.
Prosecution: May it please the court (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) we know the defendant has left the country and is hiding the well know 993tt known as Blackie. Further, various members of an internet gang known as Rennlisers are conspiring to help him.
Judge: Mr Zurawski is this true?
Zurawski: Your honor I would like to know how the prosecution knows this.
Prosecution: (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) We have our expert witness Drac...Drifto
Judge: Isn't Mr. Malfo..er ah..Mr.magnifico your expert witness?
Prosecution: ( Imagine pit bull with lipstick) We will call our witness to confirm Jimmy is a fugitive from justice.
Jimmy the fugitive
Level four, is reserved for the most dangerous of all. There are only two prisons with security tight enough to house the level four felons. Pelican Bay and Chuckawala, which is located in a remote desert area so secret that it cannot be photographed by satalite. I forgot to mention that the only crimes serious and henious enough to warrant confinement in a level four is driving while white and exceeding 119 mph in a speed trap. The second is knownly removing the emission equipment, in and attempt to gain attention while cruzin by grade schools. Draco Malfoy is one of the well know inmates serving his time for that crime.
After Jimmy's lawyer advised him of the potential new abode in the unlikely event that Melvin Belli
Zuwarski losses the case, Jimmy immediately renewed his passport for a vacation that he will be taking to Denmark on July 15th.
Fast foward: Day of Trial
Judge: Mr. Zurawski, where is your client Jimmy?
Zurawski: Judge, Jimmy is on a well deserved vacation.
Prosecution: May it please the court (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) we know the defendant has left the country and is hiding the well know 993tt known as Blackie. Further, various members of an internet gang known as Rennlisers are conspiring to help him.
Judge: Mr Zurawski is this true?
Zurawski: Your honor I would like to know how the prosecution knows this.
Prosecution: (imagine sharp butch lawyerette) We have our expert witness Drac...Drifto
Judge: Isn't Mr. Malfo..er ah..Mr.magnifico your expert witness?
Prosecution: ( Imagine pit bull with lipstick) We will call our witness to confirm Jimmy is a fugitive from justice.
Jimmy the fugitive
The A-Team.
12-15-2011, 09:44 PM
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Three Wheelin'
And for all of you who never knew (or remember) Jimmy the Felon, i've always thought this pic sort of summed him up for me. "Mower Man mit Martini" Or was it really a Gibson? Either way, I'll bet he was a front runner on that Snapper. I do miss Jimmy; I really do! Maybe Shakespeare got it wrong in Henry the Sixth, Part 2, Act 4, scene 2, 71-78?
