I'd like to get some of that action... but I'd prefer a couple of timed laps at Willow Springs.

I think Drifto is making attempt to get past his earlier post. Lets put all of this behind us and start having fun at Jimmy the Felon's expense again.

 

Well now that sounds like a great idea. Jimmy, do you like gladiator movies....

Well perhaps Martin S. will lend you his wife's Prius for your next journey into the court system. You could then argue that you've seen the light (natural of course), that you're voting for Algore, and want to ban all internal combustion engines from the planet. Consequently you plead, you've decided to rid yourself and your poor wife from all those beastly high HP German cars you have lying around in your garage in direct testament to your new enviromentally enlightened state. "No sir your honor", "there'll be no more supercharged 5.5 litre MBZ's (yes that's plural sir) in this family again. We've gone to hybrids and horse drawn buggies for the short local trips. Of course you can't mention that MBZ/AMG is going to 6.3 NA engines for 07' and that you're already first in line....
But I digress, you throw yourself on the mercy of the court and offer up that black demon parked at the curb as proof of your conversion to Naderism and from this day forward your inability to drive any car you own over 55 MPH....

and I told whats-his-name to get a grip....

 

Although most may have gotten tired of Drifto's attitude before his last post, I gotta give the man props. That was a pretty damn funny and witty post!! Kudos... you have to have some kind of imagination to come up with some of that stuff.

Now let's all get back to the task at hand: making fun of JJB's bad luck!!! (Although I do wish you well, and I will hopefully learn from this thread in the event I ever have "bad" luck).

 

But to save this thread I have an idea.....I'll wager $1,000. on JJB's TT against your 600 HP (what was it again?) car in the 1/4 mile at any legal venue in So Cal if you're both willing. All right $2,000. payable to any recognized charity.....[/QUOTE]

Jimmy's lawyers have determined that his defense fund is a recognizable charity. Further, these contributions do not constitue income under IRC 104
a2. Don King a well known civic leader in Las Vegas has been retained as the chairman of Jimmy's defense fund. Mr. King has represented many top flight personalities, such has Mike Tyson and Buster Douglas and is experienced in financial matters.

Mr. King a former rehabilitated felon, who was convicted of a lessor crime than Jimmy, of murder, felt the court punishment was cruel and unusual for Jimmy. When pressed as to the real reason why Jimmy was being charged, "because he was white".

More breaking news in the next 48 hours as the discovey has been served on the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Jimmy

 

I believe you have made an error in your interpetation of the law. In Orange County your offense is much more heinous.

 

if Jimmy is lucking, he'll be able to plea bargain down to murder 1.

Good lawyer - can plea bargain sodomy down to following too closely

 

Dfarrow,

I hope you spend your time on better cases than that for your employer...LOL !!

MK

 

It's a 240SX that I originally bought for $300

 

Thanks, I toned it down quite a bit from what I originally came up with. Didn't want the FBI tappin on the door because I dropped the hot skillet on Rennlist.

 

I'm grippin grain' drippin' paint

 

Drifter...

was/is this car in one of the Crazy street driving videos that I have seen?
(one of a 240 was racing a motorcycle)

MK

 

I doubt it. I don't have any videos but I have ran bikes in chance encounters.

 

Sorry to interfere...

I dont want to get off topic of the serious matter being discussed in this thread, but what are you running in your 240 drifto? A rb25det, rb26dett?

 

SR20VET

RB's are overweight and affect the handling ability of the car.

 

Yeah but the car will really never handle anyway right??

these cars are for street racing and Drifting...hence the magnificent name I would
suggest...

MK