OT Best excuse for why you're watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Originally posted by Mark in Hermosa
Because I am trying to find that perfect thong that will fit me. I heard one of the models is also 6'4" and 270 lbs.
Because I am trying to find that perfect thong that will fit me. I heard one of the models is also 6'4" and 270 lbs.
That does not paint a pretty picture.
Mike,
I'm only watching to make sure they don't have any suspicious moles (or is it life-threatening poison ivy from the recent family trip?
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My reply?
"Honey, I was only trying to figure out why most men find those models so attractive? No - I don't get it, want to change the channel in a minute?"
Thankfully - they can't read our minds. Yet....
"Honey, I was only trying to figure out why most men find those models so attractive? No - I don't get it, want to change the channel in a minute?"
Thankfully - they can't read our minds. Yet....
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My excuse for watching? Well, the wife spends more in that store than I do on my 993, so she's going to watch it as a start for her Xmas list. I, of course, will volunteer to spend some quality time with her while the show is on. I'll try to sit next to her on the couch during the show... when I sit 3" away from the TV screen she gets suspicious.
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[At end of show] "So what was the secret?"
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I got home about 8:30 from taking my son to basketball practice and when I walked in the door, my wife reminded me that the Victoria's Secret special was on tonight. What a woman!
AND THEN I get a call from work and have to work on a software problem for the first 45 minutes of the show. My life story.....
AND THEN I get a call from work and have to work on a software problem for the first 45 minutes of the show. My life story.....