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Old 11-19-2003, 07:25 PM
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Default OT Best excuse for why you're watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

You got a little under four hours to come up with a good one.

Ready?

Go.
Old 11-19-2003, 07:32 PM
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They show great car commercials during the show. So you are only watching for the advertisements.
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"dear, i want to pick out some nice new wardrobe (sp) for you and want to make sure that they are sexy enough to complement your. plus, you always wanted me to spend more time in the house and less in the garage. i just want to make you happy."
Old 11-19-2003, 07:37 PM
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Oh, crap, I need an excuse???
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"I'm not really watching it for the girls, honey. I have to understand what's the new threshold for beauty!" <<< helps if you work in advertising
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I'm only watching it for the articles.
Old 11-19-2003, 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by Silver Bullet
I was wondering when they'd bring out the Porsches"
heh heh...
Old 11-19-2003, 07:57 PM
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As an aside, I have a friend who has a very attractive girlfriend who also happens to be, well, bisexual. My buddy don't need no stinkin' excuse.

Yes, life is good for him.
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My wife reminded me it was on. I guess I am lucky like that.

Enjoy the show, err, 1 hour commercial!
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Hey Mark,

Does your friend's gf have any other friends?
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She does, but you don't have what they want.

Or maybe you have too much of what they don't need...
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'Cause my wife is watching "the bachelor" and thinks I am watching SpeedTV...
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Well you are watching "Angels"! Why you need an excuse?
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Because I am trying to find that perfect thong that will fit me. I heard one of the models is also 6'4" and 270 lbs.
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