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Old 06-04-2010, 02:35 PM
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i have the aluminum shift **** and ebrake option. Stupid question but how do you get the **** off or tighten it (it turns a bit) and is there a good way to polish it? The PO wore a ring i presume as the **** is quite scratched (insert appopriate joke here). So how do you polish your ****??

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Old 06-04-2010, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by vern1
So how do you polish your ****??
With vigor and determination.


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But of course> Have tried that but need something "stronger"

Steel wool??
Old 06-04-2010, 03:12 PM
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I know that Andreas is probably the authority on **** polishing, but as an amateur I would suggest removing all rings and jewelery in the future before you handle the **** as it will most certainly cause unsightly scratches and abrasions. Also, when polishing, be sure not to overdo it as you could eventually cause irreversible damage and make it unattractive to the extent that you nor anyone else will want to handle it anymore.
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i figured this would lead to no good> i never wore the rings it was the PO but now its my ****>>>
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it was too easy, you pretty much asked for it!
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Vern,
Lest you wish for this thread to become yet another Rennslist classic, I'd suggest closing the thread and simply purchasing a new ****.





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Post a picture of your ****... wait a minute...

I think they are not polished, but media blasted or something. Does that sound right? Looks like the one below?

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I am so out on this one..................................................................
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This post has so many joke possibliities, I'm having a hard time reducing my snarky comebacks to less than a thousand. Or maybe just 993.

Like shooting fish in a barrel...
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this has got to be a set up by an administrator to punt the guys who reply with negative comments...........this **** smells fishy????
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this **** smells fishy????
hahahahaha. Classic!!!!
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So Vern... who is the one holding the **** on this picture?
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Generally speaking, I like to play the Skin Flute and before, and sometimes after, I polish my ****. Its so relaxing.
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Whoa! TMI, Danny boy!


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