Mike Park is nuts.
09-22-2009, 04:36 PM
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Seared
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Andreas,
Imagine if you will, Mike out in the woods tending his still and playing his banjo, sampling every batch of moonshine that comes out. Along comes this squirrel, minding his own business - poor guy just wants to get home after a long day of collecting nuts for the winter. Mike thinks back to Thomas and the famous lamp. He pulls out "Ole Blue" and sets his sights on that poor S.O.B. Bang! I got me one! Off to the taxidermist with his prize. Instead of a lamp he gave it a decidedly Porsche twist. That squirrel thought he was going to spend his winter in the cold. Now he gets to spend eternity in a climate controlled garage watching a Porsche fanatic at work.
Imagine if you will, Mike out in the woods tending his still and playing his banjo, sampling every batch of moonshine that comes out. Along comes this squirrel, minding his own business - poor guy just wants to get home after a long day of collecting nuts for the winter. Mike thinks back to Thomas and the famous lamp. He pulls out "Ole Blue" and sets his sights on that poor S.O.B. Bang! I got me one! Off to the taxidermist with his prize. Instead of a lamp he gave it a decidedly Porsche twist. That squirrel thought he was going to spend his winter in the cold. Now he gets to spend eternity in a climate controlled garage watching a Porsche fanatic at work.
Pure gold.
Andreas
09-22-2009, 04:47 PM
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^^^^^^ Why yes that is pure gold ^^^^^^^^ Except the moonshine part I would be making some good ole Mountain State Brewing Co. IPA. Or at least that's what I remember the bartender calling it. Crazy nights in Thomas, WV.
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09-22-2009, 11:47 PM
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i've only been to WV a couple of times and wasn't very impressed, but I didn't make it to Thomas. After viewing the pic from Andreas I'm ready leave tonite.
09-22-2009, 11:56 PM
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09-23-2009, 10:48 PM
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