MOFFAT!!!!!!!! Look what I found in my mailbox- UPDATED Little Fart's Journey
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BTW my house sitter called me last night and said 2 packages arrived on Saturday. I wasn't expecting any more parts until my return. I asked her the size of the packages............ Well I think you know where I am going here. I think I will have some new BLUE family members when I return. FUNNY.
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Getting the little blue guy drunk. What's up with that Mike?
Mike, FYI, I now have to make sure I'm alone when I check your updates. I had tears in my eyes this morning I was laughing so hard.
Mike, FYI, I now have to make sure I'm alone when I check your updates. I had tears in my eyes this morning I was laughing so hard.
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Packages? Maybe you'll end up as bunk mates in the same institution as this guy I'm surprised they let them use scissors.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJEFsK-sO8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJEFsK-sO8
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Packages? Maybe you'll end up as bunk mates in the same institution as this guy I'm surprised they let them use scissors.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJEFsK-sO8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJEFsK-sO8
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She is being good about it right now, but she is calling me a freak. She also asked me, "can't we just spend one night without him?" Funny thing is that she has no idea about the delivery to my house. My house sitter said two packages arrived. Hmmmmm...................
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Your wife is a good sport... mine has been following the trials and tribulations of the blue dude (and ROFLing) but wondering how your's was dealing with the shenanigans
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Well yesterday's salmon episode came and went. Little Fart arose this morning with a new attitude and zest for life. First off he has a thing for historic lighthouses, so we went to the Hilton Head lighthouse for a look. 114 stair climb up this sucker. Of course we carried him. The view was nice.
Here Little Fart kept bugging us for a picture. He could not even let us enjoy the beautiful scenery. The day is not starting off with the zest for life exhibited this morning.
After the lighthouse tour we were starting to get hungry and believe it or not Little Fart made a great suggestion of a well known Hilton Head hot spot called The Salty Dog. We piled in the car and off we went.
Once we were seated I was waiting for Little Fart to make a restroom run or pull the "I forgot my wallet" routine. I have to tell you that I was knocked off my feet when he whipped out a $20.00 bill and tells the server that he is taking the check. The day can only get better.
We all enjoyed a few beers and ordered lunch. I was concerned as Little Fart seemed to like beer a lot.
After a few pre-lunch beers we ordered our food. I made sure this time that Little Fart was OK with what he got. I was assured that his lunch choice was fine. Here is what he ordered. I have to tell you it looked pretty good.
After lunch Little Fart asked if he could walk the beach alone. I liked the idea because it gave me and my wife time alone. Not that I was sick of him, but.....
I told him we would meet at the restaurant at 7:30 for dinner and we would see him there. Dinner came and went with no sign of Little Fart. Not to concerned as my wife and I had a great meal alone. The ride home was great and we stopped for ice cream and enjoyed the evening's cool ocean breezes. This is where the story takes a sorted turn. Here is how we found Little Fart. Passed out in bed with a killed bottle of white wine(Chardonnay his favorite). We tried to wake him, but we will just let him sleep it off. This guy is getting on my nerves.
Until tomorrow I may have to kill the little Sh&t. And to think that more deliveries came to my house. At this rate I hope I have a house to come home to.
Mike
Here Little Fart kept bugging us for a picture. He could not even let us enjoy the beautiful scenery. The day is not starting off with the zest for life exhibited this morning.
After the lighthouse tour we were starting to get hungry and believe it or not Little Fart made a great suggestion of a well known Hilton Head hot spot called The Salty Dog. We piled in the car and off we went.
Once we were seated I was waiting for Little Fart to make a restroom run or pull the "I forgot my wallet" routine. I have to tell you that I was knocked off my feet when he whipped out a $20.00 bill and tells the server that he is taking the check. The day can only get better.
We all enjoyed a few beers and ordered lunch. I was concerned as Little Fart seemed to like beer a lot.
After a few pre-lunch beers we ordered our food. I made sure this time that Little Fart was OK with what he got. I was assured that his lunch choice was fine. Here is what he ordered. I have to tell you it looked pretty good.
After lunch Little Fart asked if he could walk the beach alone. I liked the idea because it gave me and my wife time alone. Not that I was sick of him, but.....
I told him we would meet at the restaurant at 7:30 for dinner and we would see him there. Dinner came and went with no sign of Little Fart. Not to concerned as my wife and I had a great meal alone. The ride home was great and we stopped for ice cream and enjoyed the evening's cool ocean breezes. This is where the story takes a sorted turn. Here is how we found Little Fart. Passed out in bed with a killed bottle of white wine(Chardonnay his favorite). We tried to wake him, but we will just let him sleep it off. This guy is getting on my nerves.
Until tomorrow I may have to kill the little Sh&t. And to think that more deliveries came to my house. At this rate I hope I have a house to come home to.
Mike
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Funny, the blue dude seems to have some cool interests, yet, is still a little bit of a tool.
We did a East coast lighthouse tour... drove from point to point.. fun. That was all BK (before kids).
Looks like a great trip.
Damn funny stuff... you should consider start a blog
#73
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LOL!
This is the funniest thread. Don't know how I missed it.
Reminds me of a project that my daughter did for school in which we had to host this stuffed teddy bear for a week, take pictures, write a log and put it back in the box with some pics and send it across country to the next host family on the list. It ended up going to 52 cities all over the country in a year. That bear was in some amazing places...
Maybe we should do the same and take turns to have the little fart for a week. I can already see him cleaning cosmoline off Andreas' car, fabricating with Mark & Darin, going to Dogfish Head brewing Company tour with Cactus...
Cactus? ....hmmmmm...Ok, not sure it will be a good idea to send him to Cactus.
This is the funniest thread. Don't know how I missed it.
Reminds me of a project that my daughter did for school in which we had to host this stuffed teddy bear for a week, take pictures, write a log and put it back in the box with some pics and send it across country to the next host family on the list. It ended up going to 52 cities all over the country in a year. That bear was in some amazing places...
Maybe we should do the same and take turns to have the little fart for a week. I can already see him cleaning cosmoline off Andreas' car, fabricating with Mark & Darin, going to Dogfish Head brewing Company tour with Cactus...
Cactus? ....hmmmmm...Ok, not sure it will be a good idea to send him to Cactus.
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This morning we had to sit down and talk to Little Fart. It seems my wife has had enough of his shenanigans. She cleared all the beer and liquor from the reach of our traveling companion and replaced with a non-alcoholic beer. He is on her last nerve. We told him to stay home today and enjoy the pool. It seems he had a good time.
Here Little Fart is with his alcohol-free beer. He needs some time to dry out. I am happy to report no problems today. Lets keep our fingers crossed.
Little Fart seemed to be quite the sun god today as well. He was getting a little burned (Smurfs turn more blue in the sun). So we gave him some sun block. A day at the pool is what he needed.
Also I received 3 more packages today. You guys are hilarious my house sitter thinks I collect these things and belong to some strange internet club. Aint life grand. Updates tomorrow.
Mike
Here Little Fart is with his alcohol-free beer. He needs some time to dry out. I am happy to report no problems today. Lets keep our fingers crossed.
Little Fart seemed to be quite the sun god today as well. He was getting a little burned (Smurfs turn more blue in the sun). So we gave him some sun block. A day at the pool is what he needed.
Also I received 3 more packages today. You guys are hilarious my house sitter thinks I collect these things and belong to some strange internet club. Aint life grand. Updates tomorrow.
Mike