MOFFAT!!!!!!!! Look what I found in my mailbox- UPDATED Little Fart's Journey
#17
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Nice.
Moffat I think you have said enough
Yea. Oh Crap is right
#18
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Smurfette is one of three female Smurfs in the village - but she was the first. Smurfette has more delicate features than the other Smurfs, with long wavy hair, longer eyelashes, and she wears a white dress and white high heels. She is the love interest of almost every Smurf, excluding Papa Smurf. Smurfette was originally created by Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs. Papa Smurf's magic changed her nature (and her hair color).
Um, she's a woman, of course she's able to destory men with her powers....err, I mean the Smurfs, destroy the Smurfs with her powers....
Now about this "magic" Papa Smurf used on her...
(Insert magic wand joke here)
#19
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That is Jack the new addition to the family. He is yelling "MOFFAT!!!!
Mike
#21
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From Wilkipedia:
Smurfette is one of three female Smurfs in the village - but she was the first. Smurfette has more delicate features than the other Smurfs, with long wavy hair, longer eyelashes, and she wears a white dress and white high heels. She is the love interest of almost every Smurf, excluding Papa Smurf. Smurfette was originally created by Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs. Papa Smurf's magic changed her nature (and her hair color).
Um, she's a woman, of course she's able to destory men with her powers....err, I mean the Smurfs, destroy the Smurfs with her powers....
Now about this "magic" Papa Smurf used on her...
(Insert magic wand joke here)
Smurfette is one of three female Smurfs in the village - but she was the first. Smurfette has more delicate features than the other Smurfs, with long wavy hair, longer eyelashes, and she wears a white dress and white high heels. She is the love interest of almost every Smurf, excluding Papa Smurf. Smurfette was originally created by Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs. Papa Smurf's magic changed her nature (and her hair color).
Um, she's a woman, of course she's able to destory men with her powers....err, I mean the Smurfs, destroy the Smurfs with her powers....
Now about this "magic" Papa Smurf used on her...
(Insert magic wand joke here)
Mike
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#28
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words like agressive, menacing, badass, powerful and stealthy
You chose your Riveria colored fantasy - just accept it. Isn't acceptance one of the "steps"?
#29
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words like agressive, menacing, badass, powerful and stealthy
Let me live my denial in peace. Maybe it's time to sell the car.
NEVER!!!!
Mike
NEVER!!!!
Mike