MOFFAT!!!!!!!! Look what I found in my mailbox- UPDATED Little Fart's Journey
06-09-2009 | 11:39 PM
#76
Thread Starter
Race Car
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 4,902
Likes: 13
From: The Bluegrass State
LOL!
Maybe we should do the same and take turns to have the little fart for a week. I can already see him cleaning cosmoline off Andreas' car, fabricating with Mark & Darin, going to Dogfish Head brewing Company tour with Cactus...
Cactus? ....hmmmmm...Ok, not sure it will be a good idea to send him to Cactus.
Maybe we should do the same and take turns to have the little fart for a week. I can already see him cleaning cosmoline off Andreas' car, fabricating with Mark & Darin, going to Dogfish Head brewing Company tour with Cactus...
Cactus? ....hmmmmm...Ok, not sure it will be a good idea to send him to Cactus.
Hey that is a great idea. Any member wanting to take him on a trip you are more than welcome. 3 rules apply
1. Pics are a must of the journey.
2. Must be returned to me or passed on to the next member for a trip.
3. Cactus is not eligible for this program due to past behavior.
This would be a great idea to keep him going. Send me a PM if interested. I have to warn you he is a booze hound.
Mike
06-10-2009 | 05:25 AM
#80
Drifting
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,413
Likes: 8
From: San Diego, CA
06-10-2009 | 09:55 AM
#82
Thread Starter
Race Car
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 4,902
Likes: 13
From: The Bluegrass State
Send me a PM and he is yours. I think he is ready for international travel. You should of seen the horse riding incident this morning. I am getting ready to upload the story. Seriously I just said something to Little Fart about your trip and he is very excited. Take him if you can. This would be a great Rennlist tradition.
Mike
06-10-2009 | 10:36 AM
#83
Thread Starter
Race Car
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 4,902
Likes: 13
From: The Bluegrass State
Today we arose at 6:00AM to take an early morning horseback ride. Since Little Fart was so well behaved yesterday we decided to give him a treat and take him along for the ride. Little Fart was a tad bit concerned because he had never been on a horse. Needless to say we assured him that this activity is very easy and the horses are very gentle. So off we went.
Here is the stable where we are going to ride horses. Highly reccomended by numerous people, Little Fart had a smile a mile wide and was looking forward to the morning's activities. He even stopped for this candid moment in front of the sign. It's going to be a great day!
So far things were going well, Little Fart still being a bit apprehensive, I took him over to meet his horse. We called ahead of time and asked for the most docile horse because of Little Fart being a new rider. His horse was named Buttercup. As you can see here they got along great and Little Fart was at ease. I can't believe things were going so well.
Little Fart saw this coin operated horse ride in front of the office. I thought it would be a great idea for him to get a little practice in before the big ride. He had so much fun, just look at the expression on his face. The whole place was full of laughter. What a morning!
Well here is where the morning takes a wrong turn. The stable person called me over to the side and proceeded to tell me that Buttercup had been reserved and he was going to give us a new horse. This horse's name was Hoof Hearted (say that fast). He was a bit on the rambunctious side but he was the only horse left. I told Little Fart a white lie and said Hoof Hearted was even better than Buttercup. Little Fart agreed and saddled up. I was nervous, but the day had started out great. What could go wrong.
The ride started out as you would expect. All the horses were in a straight line were laughing and discussing breakfast options. Little Fart was being over confident and said, "Hey Mike watch me do the Lone Ranger". My heart was in my throat, Hoof Hearted reared back on Little Fart's command. Little Fart let go of the reigns and off the horse he went. I couldn't believe my eyes he landed face down in horse hockey. I felt so bad for him. I helped him up, but he was quite fragrant.
At this point the ride concluded. The horse hockey was pretty fresh and the smell was overbearing. Of course our great breakfast plans have been cancelled as we had to get Stinky home. The ride home was not very enjoyable for Little Fart. We had to have him ride the hood ornament because I didn't want my car to smell. He is a little pissed off right now, but he's the one who pulled the Lone Ranger stunt. He's in the shower and I think my wife and I are off to breakfast anyway. Updates later
Mike
Here is the stable where we are going to ride horses. Highly reccomended by numerous people, Little Fart had a smile a mile wide and was looking forward to the morning's activities. He even stopped for this candid moment in front of the sign. It's going to be a great day!
So far things were going well, Little Fart still being a bit apprehensive, I took him over to meet his horse. We called ahead of time and asked for the most docile horse because of Little Fart being a new rider. His horse was named Buttercup. As you can see here they got along great and Little Fart was at ease. I can't believe things were going so well.
Little Fart saw this coin operated horse ride in front of the office. I thought it would be a great idea for him to get a little practice in before the big ride. He had so much fun, just look at the expression on his face. The whole place was full of laughter. What a morning!
Well here is where the morning takes a wrong turn. The stable person called me over to the side and proceeded to tell me that Buttercup had been reserved and he was going to give us a new horse. This horse's name was Hoof Hearted (say that fast). He was a bit on the rambunctious side but he was the only horse left. I told Little Fart a white lie and said Hoof Hearted was even better than Buttercup. Little Fart agreed and saddled up. I was nervous, but the day had started out great. What could go wrong.
The ride started out as you would expect. All the horses were in a straight line were laughing and discussing breakfast options. Little Fart was being over confident and said, "Hey Mike watch me do the Lone Ranger". My heart was in my throat, Hoof Hearted reared back on Little Fart's command. Little Fart let go of the reigns and off the horse he went. I couldn't believe my eyes he landed face down in horse hockey. I felt so bad for him. I helped him up, but he was quite fragrant.
At this point the ride concluded. The horse hockey was pretty fresh and the smell was overbearing. Of course our great breakfast plans have been cancelled as we had to get Stinky home. The ride home was not very enjoyable for Little Fart. We had to have him ride the hood ornament because I didn't want my car to smell. He is a little pissed off right now, but he's the one who pulled the Lone Ranger stunt. He's in the shower and I think my wife and I are off to breakfast anyway. Updates later
Mike
Last edited by Arena993; 06-10-2009 at 01:22 PM. Reason: spelling
06-10-2009 | 10:51 AM
#84
Race Car
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,682
Likes: 10
From: Johns Creek, GA
LOL!!!
This is great. I can see Little Fart taking a personality of his own with every guest that he travels with. Maybe it will become the collective personality of all rennlisters!
So far I can tell that he:
1) Loves Porsches and german cars in general
2) Likes to travel
3) Is being know for having a few drinks here and there
4) Is a freeloader
5) Likes to live precariously through others
So...who is next on the list?....Bart?
How about a "Bart & Fart German Adventure"?
This is great. I can see Little Fart taking a personality of his own with every guest that he travels with. Maybe it will become the collective personality of all rennlisters!
So far I can tell that he:
1) Loves Porsches and german cars in general
2) Likes to travel
3) Is being know for having a few drinks here and there
4) Is a freeloader
5) Likes to live precariously through others
So...who is next on the list?....Bart?
How about a "Bart & Fart German Adventure"?
06-10-2009 | 12:09 PM
#86
Thread Starter
Race Car
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 4,902
Likes: 13
From: The Bluegrass State
The little guy sure seems to get the most out of each and every day.
06-10-2009 | 01:44 PM
#89
Race Car
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,599
Likes: 3
From: Alabama
You guys are some bastards. PM replied to.
The trip is the second annual (for me) Dolomites Fun Run. I will be going through Germany, France, Austria, and mostly Italy, to include the new Porsche museum and Gmund. I will start a separate thread at least after the trip with some pics. Pretty sure I made a thread on last year's trip, as well. I should take my own mascot, but more than one RLer escorting the same lil blue guy around is priceless.
I can hear my German buddies now - "Wot zee hell iz dat?"
The trip is the second annual (for me) Dolomites Fun Run. I will be going through Germany, France, Austria, and mostly Italy, to include the new Porsche museum and Gmund. I will start a separate thread at least after the trip with some pics. Pretty sure I made a thread on last year's trip, as well. I should take my own mascot, but more than one RLer escorting the same lil blue guy around is priceless.
I can hear my German buddies now - "Wot zee hell iz dat?"
06-10-2009 | 01:49 PM
#90
Race Car
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,599
Likes: 3
From: Alabama