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Old 12-22-2005, 06:59 PM
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Ummm, the Porsche factory called, they’d like there emblems back.

This thread should be renamed, Porsche’s built by the monster garage.
Old 12-22-2005, 07:05 PM
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Wow. Looks like easy money.
Old 12-22-2005, 07:08 PM
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Shouldn't this car be posted under the "Mods that you have regretted" thread?
Old 12-22-2005, 07:32 PM
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Hey at least you could take this car to Mr. Goodretch for service.

Let's see you explain this car to your insurance agent. "I've got a Porsche body with a Chevi engine and no way to know how this car would handle if driven aggressively. And the car looks like a reject from star wars."

Seriously, why would anyone build a car like this???
Old 12-22-2005, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackCar
...And the car looks like a reject from star wars....
More like a reject from "Space *****"
Old 12-22-2005, 08:17 PM
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THERE IS NO OTHER QUITE LIKE THIS ONE. THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND PORSCHE THAT I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYWHERE!"

Thankfully.
Old 12-22-2005, 08:19 PM
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OK, since we're on this topic, how about this one....why in the world would you......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Porsc...99459427QQrdZ1
Old 12-22-2005, 10:22 PM
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A Teutonic El Camino.

Interesting, yet disturbing.

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Old 12-22-2005, 10:26 PM
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It looks a hundred fold better than the Cab!
Old 12-22-2005, 10:32 PM
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um... yeah that rig is unholy. oh, here's a beauty
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Old 12-22-2005, 11:07 PM
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Some people have too much money or too much time to waste. Amazing you could take an icon of car and make it look worse than the kid's ricer down the street.
Old 12-22-2005, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by petermartin
um... yeah that rig is unholy. oh, here's a beauty
That car is actually reported to be incredibly fast.

As for the other car, if I had $35k, I'd buy it and put a whole new body on it, repaint it, redo the cage, and have a REALLY badass 911 Turbo.
Old 12-23-2005, 12:04 AM
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I'd worry more about that beige Ruf if it weren't insanely fast. The others, as was noted on Pelican, "make the baby Jesus cry".
Old 12-23-2005, 12:11 AM
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This looks like the result of too much money inherited by a someone who was brought up in a heavily drug induced home.
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:13 AM
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I noticed it said "Florida Car" That thing just screams Columbian Drug Lord. Does a pastel cotton suit, ala Don Johnson come with it?


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