The ugliest Porsche on Planet Earth.

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12-22-2005, 11:28 AM

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Looks like a Gemballa show car....

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12-22-2005, 11:38 AM

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It's a life sized version of a Hot Wheels reject

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12-22-2005, 11:59 AM

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Love how the custom decklid brackets have mounting points for decklid struts, but there are none. This duty was of course taken over by some scrap aluminum rod.

Still vexed on the Chevy-looking alternator...

Luckily the auction has ended.

Andreas

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12-22-2005, 12:00 PM

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After I saw it I needed to take a shower.

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12-22-2005, 12:06 PM

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What a piece of crap! I liked the computer estimated 240mp top speed!

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12-22-2005, 12:14 PM

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Fifty-Cent meets Queer-Eye - Yuck!

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12-22-2005, 12:14 PM

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If dropped from, say, 10,000 feet above the Earth's surface, an object should attain an acceleration of 9.8 meters/sec/sec. Or roughly 32 feet/sec. If one were to hoist this POS to that height and drop it, I have a feeling that it would gently waft to the ground, much like the feather in Forest Gump....

Andreas

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12-22-2005, 12:16 PM

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Fifty-Cent meets Queer-Eye

Fitty.

It's all in the proper enunciation

Andreas

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12-22-2005, 12:29 PM

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Oh. My. God. The front bumper cover makes me want to vomit.

Hard to believe not ONE bidder at $35k.

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12-22-2005, 12:31 PM

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Gross

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12-22-2005, 01:24 PM

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That's truely NARSTY looking..................if Dr. Porsche saw it, he would have it crushed to put it out of it's misery

MERRY CHRISTMAS..............ZP44

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12-22-2005, 01:53 PM

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And to think I got some minor flak for thinking about putting a (period-correct, OEM) TT Tail on my C2S...

That thing is heinous, but in someone's twisted world it was their dream car. I agree they sunk some major $$ into it, but now they are going to take a major $$ beating trying to sell it. There can't possibly be two people in the world who think this creation is a good idea... Best of luck to them!

Lesson to us all- if you are into wild modifications, plan to keep your toys for ever lest you be forced to give them away!

Jason