Mike in Chi

By the looks of things, EJ may be perfect as our Team Laison to Formula One. We'll have to see which of all those titles he'd like. Being young and energetic, he may want all of them.

Jim Bob would be an excellent Director of Information, Mark. Plus he spent a lot of time studying the Iraqi Minister of Information during the hostilities.

DJF1

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<strong>

Jim Bob would be an excellent Director of Information, Mark. Plus he spent a lot of time studying the Iraqi Minister of Information during the hostilities.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Yeah...no wonder noone could understand their press releases

JimBob Jumpback

Ol JimBob be flattened ta be da infermahun bubba. i dun wtrited hour first pressed released. i dun sended it ta aw da reely big papers like da hog's pond journal an da dry crick konstitutional. hear it be fer yall ta reed an learnt awl bout our team "Hey Bubba, Wait fer me Racin."

Aprilteenth, 1964 – Frum da south – “Hey Bubba, Wait fer me racin' dun announced dat dey be havn a reel good racey team. Da team has got pert neer 9 hunnert members an almost dat many peeeple on da teem. In da reecent formoola won race in North carlina, da teem tooked da pole positions an wun da race by finishin firsted, seconder, 3th, Fordth, sebenath, knifeth an thirteen wich happn ta be da age wat shirleen waz wen JimBob dun marrieed her. aktooly i dun preetended ta meary her an yall bubbas knowin awl bout dat rite?

Infermashun direkter Baghdad JimBob splained dat evn tho all dem red furry kars went reel fast, dey nevr wun a race aginst Wait fer me racin. Dey not evn be in da same city an ifn dey tryin ta whoop us, den there stomachs be roastin on da BBQ. We iz winnin saiys JimBob, and dem furryari drivers and dem BIMWA bubbas an evn dem Toyerta drivrs dey be kommitin sueeside by da hunnerts.

Teem flounder bubba Mike ussidey down in CHi dun tolt us “we gots us a pre-emergent group o drivers. Dose drivn bubbas dey be leaded by eeeeeejaaaaaay in hiz speshal firmoola wun suit an hepped by 3 udder drivrs. dose bubbas dun be 1) DeeJaay an hiz lil bruddars radiator racer an djf1, b) fisherman greg who is a cheatin bubba what throws slippry slimy fish on da track, iii) silvery bullit who we’uns awl remember waz dun be used in da lonely rangers gun and 6) Juan pablano Monaltoyabaum who dun comed outta retiredement frum makin korinthian leather stuff an dat bubba kin drive long as he ain’t gotta carry round dat lil bubba yellin ze plain awl da time.

Da racin world dun been turned on dere elbowz an awl are in such mucho feer of Hey bubba wait fer me racin, dat dey might not evn be shown up fer da nexted formoola won race scheduled fer next toosday at bootifull Admiral Nelson Ledges raceway international motorsprots parkin lot.

Robert Henriksen

Man, we've got 'em on the ropes now!

Mike in Chi

Thank you JimBob for explaining the complicated relationships in contemporary motorsport and the impact our team is having on them.

You are doing an admirable (Nelson) job in your position of Infurmashun Bubba and Chief Mouthpiece for "Hey Wait For Me Racing".

Respecfully your team f(l)ounder,

Mike

E. J. - 993 Alumni

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by JimBob Jumpback:
<strong>Bubba DeeJay,

i dun seed yall at a partee least nite wen yall waz playin awl dat moosic. yall sure gotz a lotz a seedees. yall dun comed to da rite playce fer piktoors. Ol JimBob gots dem awl. dis heer won is frum wen eeeejay waz a fermula raycer car drivener. Now ol JB iz pert werldly but i dunt be knowin everthing so yall haz ta hep me outta heer. what be meanin doze patches on hiz soot - yall kno da wun I meen - da circlew wit da poiinty partz an da wun dat says pride wit all da colorful rainbows? i be thinkin dat grayed hairy bubba iz be testin ejays healmet fer arodynamicals. Ol JimBob be thinkin dat bubba ej dun left formoola kar raycin cuz he dont be likin bernies speeshal testin dooties.

<img src="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/weekendAtBernies.JPG" alt=" - " /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Administrator, HELP!!! I am being stalked by a crazed monkey. He posted a picture of me and everything. I want my Rennlist membership money back and will never come here again. It doesn't matter that he found my picture on my website that I publish the url to. It is a violation of my right to privacy. I demand action NOW!

Mike, I am afraid I have to turn down your kind offer to be Minister of Big Time Racing Relations since I can't be affiliated with a group that has a stalking monkey as a mascot.

Someone please ban that monkey now for his actions. I am reporting this post and thread to the moderators and administrators. I will make that monkey sorry he ever messed with me.

Mike in Chi

EJ

The monkey is not Team Mascot. That honor goes to team member #21, Matt. The monkey is Team Monkey.

I'm not denying that he is a stalker. I did ask him to stop pranking on you, but he just continued to make the same head motion he makes in JimBob's avatar.

Perhaps you can find it in your heart to forgive him, as monkeys often given to what comes naturally, that being monkey shines.

My guess is others may be violated by his actions in the future. So please do not feel singled out by his
actions.

I hope you will continue in the position of Team Minister of Big Time Racing Relations as you appear to be suited to the job.

Besides, you write well. Were you an English Major?

E. J. - 993 Alumni

Well Mike, I guess I will stay at your request.

I did some stalking of my own aobut the damn mokey and found some pretty incriminating information. For example, <a href="http://www.najaco.com/humor/video_clips/pisse.wmv" target="_blank">JimBob misbehaving</a> is a video that shows his true colors. In the iterest of fair treatment (even though he showed me none) don't click if you are lacking a funny bone or are sitting with your three year old daughter.

Here's a tame still from the video: <img src="http://www.najaco.com/humor/video_clips/images/pisse.jpg" alt=" - " />

See, now after watching that incrimating video, I am not sure why anyone would want to be on a team with that monkey?

E. J.

oh, and yes I was an English major, did JimBob read you my entire file?

JPhillips-998

Hey Mike, I have been off the board for a while...and I apologize to you Mark, but is it okay for someone to have the words radical and racer in their moniker as a member??? Those sound pretty dang fast, especially when you say them together!

Robert Henriksen

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by E. J. - 993 Alumni:
<strong>...I did some stalking of my own _aobut_ the damn _mokey_ ... In the _iterest_ of fair treatment (even though he showed me none) ...See, now after watching that _incrimating_ video,...

oh, and yes I was an English major, did JimBob read you my entire file?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Yup, definitely an English major.

Oops, I mean 'yep, dephitly un ansquish majur.'

E. J. - 993 Alumni

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Robert Henriksen:
<strong>Oops, I mean 'yep, dephitly un ansquish majur.'</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Robert, that's what editors, spell checkers, and ghost writers are for. Rennlist has none of those, so my hands are tied.

E. J.

Robert Henriksen

Babelfish translation:
"It's not my fault"

Huh? You one o' dem Demmokrats, boy? <img border="0" alt="[oops]" title="" src="graemlins/oops.gif" />

Mike in Chi

Jeff

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica"> Hey Mike, I have been off the board for a while...and I apologize to you Mark, but is it okay for someone to have the words radical and racer in their moniker as a member??? Those sound pretty dang fast, especially when you say them together! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">He does seem quite fast, but he claims he's slower than DJ, so he qualifies. We're keeping an eye on him.

While you were down doing low-level aerial acrobatics in Ohio, Mark added to his moniker.

He is now the "Radical Racer Rabbit Eradicater".
(as you can seee on the previous pages).

Fred R. C4S

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by DJF1:
<strong>To update the club members of the member list in light of probationary acceptance of two esteemed Rennlisters:

#1. Mike in Chi Team Owner, Founder and lead Driver
#2. Danny, First mate,Team Registar / Slowest driver
#3. Phil, Team Promoter and Sponshorship Director /Driver
#4. Eric in Chi, Chief Driving Instructor/ Driver
#5. Dan in St.Louis, Team Legal Council/ Driver
#6. Mark (Hermosa), Team Anchor / Driver
#7. Anir , Team Doctor / Driver
#8. Robert H, Search ****, Engineering Advisor / Driver
#9. Kim, Parts and Modifications Director/ Driver
#10. Fred R , Role (?) / Driver
#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador
#12. JohnFM, International team representative, Club UK
#13. E.J, Training Director, Minister of weapons technologies / OPR-SRF Driver
#14. Greg Fishman, Team Racing Coach / Driver (our fast guy )
#15. Chris, Dallas chapter/ DIY team
#16. Chaz, Fan Club Director
#17. Mark from Baltimore ( Don't Call me Miss Julie ), Entertainment Director
#18. David, Team Accountant
#19. Princeton, Creative director ( from interiors to art)/ driver
#20. Sean, Team Hacker, Our Computer Geek
#21. Matt, Team Mascot / Role Model Driver
#22. Vinny, Team Webmaster
#23. Glen, the Antidriver (He is fast but we will help him slow down!)
#24. Finn, Team drift and slow line coach under Chief Instructor Eric / Driver
#25. Patricia, Token female/ Mixologist
#26. Martha Burk (?) What is she gonna do ???
#27. Jay, Travel Co-ordinator, Maybe Antidriver#2
#28. John W, Director of wrong side HID driving
#29. Don, Assistant to the General Council
#30. Jeff, Director of supplies and water bottles!
#31. Ron, Chrome Expert/ Polisher and Cosmetics consultant.
#32. Mark D. , Team Media Celebrity ( probationary status)
#33. DJ Team black sheep, team Security (probationary status)
#34. JimBob ( Role ?)

I further move the following memberships for evaluation:

[b] #10. Fred R , Role (?) / Driver [b/]
We are missing his role, has not expressed interest in a tem function.

#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador
Has not expressed interest in membership

#26. Martha Burk (?) What is she gonna do ???
Has not expressed interest in membership

#34. JimBob ( Role ?)
We need to define role

Your team registar <img border="0" alt="[bigbye]" title="" src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">As I'm as fast in the wet as I am in the dry, put me down as official "Regenmeister". I will also gladly serve as team cynic.

Fred R.

DJF1

Ok Fred you are in... Since you are fast in the rain you are prohibited to run on wet events under the team banner, until you slow down or spin successfully on every corner.

Here is the new updated list:

#1. Mike in Chi Team Owner, Founder and lead Driver
#2. Danny, First mate,Team Registar / Slowest driver
#3. Phil, Team Promoter and Sponshorship Director /Driver
#4. Eric in Chi, Chief Driving Instructor/ Driver
#5. Dan in St.Louis, Team Legal Council/ Driver
#6. Mark (Hermosa), Team Anchor / Driver
#7. Anir , Team Doctor / Driver
#8. Robert H, Search ****, Engineering Advisor / Driver
#9. Kim, Parts and Modifications Director/ Driver
#10. Fred R , Regenmaister (forbiden to participate in wet events) / Driver
#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador (On probation)
#12. JohnFM, International team representative, Club UK
#13. E.J, Training Director, Minister of weapons technologies / OPR-SRF Driver
#14. Greg Fishman, Team Racing Coach / Driver (our fast guy )
#15. Chris, Dallas chapter/ DIY team
#16. Chaz, Fan Club Director
#17. Mark from Baltimore ( Don't Call me Miss Julie ), Entertainment Director
#18. David, Team Accountant
#19. Princeton, Creative director ( from interiors to art)/ driver
#20. Sean, Team Hacker, Our Computer Geek
#21. Matt, Team Mascot / Role Model Driver
#22. Vinny, Team Webmaster
#23. Glen, the Antidriver (He is fast but we will help him slow down!)
#24. Finn, Team drift and slow line coach under Chief Instructor Eric / Driver
#25. Patricia, Token female/ Mixologist
#26. Jay, Travel Co-ordinator, Maybe Antidriver#2
#27. John W, Director of wrong side HID driving
#28. Don, Assistant to the General Council
#29. Jeff, Director of supplies and water bottles!
#30. Ron, Chrome Expert/ Polisher and Cosmetics consultant.
#31. Mark D. , Team Media Celebrity ( probationary status)
#32. DJ Team black sheep, team Security (probationary status)
#33. JimBob Informashum Minister, Team English literature teacher.

Your registar! <img border="0" alt="[byebye]" title="" src="graemlins/wave.gif" />