SundayDriver

Do we have a director of Engineering? I need a better design on my splitter as it did not stand up to the stress of Bump-Drafting DJ.

<img src="http://members.rennlist.com/mdalen/Splitter2.jpg" alt=" - " />

STLPCA

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Radical Racer:
<strong>I need a better design on my splitter ...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Huh? It looks split to me - what's the problem, Mark?

You know, maybe if you'd slow down you'd be more mellow, like Mike.

David '96 993

Ouch...

Then how does DJ's rear look??? The Radical that is <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Robert Henriksen

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Silver Bullet:
<strong>Just stay in front of him Mark! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">But if he stayed in *front* of them, he wouldn't be a member of 'Hey, Wait for Me!' team!

Mike in Chi

Mark
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica"> Do we have a director of Engineering? I need a better design on my splitter as it did not stand up to the stress of Bump-Drafting DJ. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">There must of been a lot of that bump-drafting judging from the wreckage.

I too would be interested in seeing the back of DJ's car. I see the "Tab A" sticker I placed on your splitter has worn off. I wonder if the "Slot B" Sticker I placed on the rear of DJ's car is still there.

Ironically I have had similar damage from my efforts to artistically rearrange gravel traps. (Not that that is what I think happened to your nose.)

Dan
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica"> You know, maybe if you'd slow down you'd be more mellow, like Mike.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Good advice, and not only would you be more mellow, you'd have more time to change CDs, and get your Starbucks (Decaf) back in the cupholder.

Robert and Kim
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica"> Ah...but his job would be to keep DJ from violating the podium rule again...come to think of it...Mark also violated that rule...
The both better let us handle the driving...we'll keep 'em off the podium... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">That is why both Mark and DJ are on probationary member status. Dan and Don are working on whether they violated any team by-laws.

Good thinking, Kim. Team Mark and DJ with one of the rest of us, and their podium climbing days are over.

SundayDriver

OK, I'll admit it...
In the spirit of "Hey Wait for Me Racing" the bump drafting may have only been in my dreams and it was Juan Pablo, not DJ. I did have a *slight* off that day, but I don't think that could have damaged the part. I went off the outside of T1 at Willow into the rocks, gravel and junk. I was only doing ~120mph at full throttle (and never lifted more than ~1/2 during the ride). That shouldn't have hurt the car, after all I have almost 2" of ground clearance.

Mike in Chi

"Only" 120 mph? I don't know if you're right for this team...

You must mean kph, right?

DJ

Don't believe a word Mark says. That damage was not caused by bump-drafting, nor a "slight off".

If you want to see what Mark really hit <a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/EASTER_IS_CANCELLED.JPG" target="_blank">click here.</a>

SundayDriver

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by DJ:
<strong>Don't believe a word Mark says. That damage was not caused by bump-drafting, nor a "slight off".

If you want to see what Mark really hit <a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/EASTER_IS_CANCELLED.JPG" target="_blank">click here.</a></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">I didn't do it...
You can't prove it...
I'll be back in a while, I am, uh, going out to, uh, wash the race car.

DJF1

To update the club members of the member list in light of probationary acceptance of two esteemed Rennlisters:

#1. Mike in Chi Team Owner, Founder and lead Driver
#2. Danny, First mate,Team Registar / Slowest driver
#3. Phil, Team Promoter and Sponshorship Director /Driver
#4. Eric in Chi, Chief Driving Instructor/ Driver
#5. Dan in St.Louis, Team Legal Council/ Driver
#6. Mark (Hermosa), Team Anchor / Driver
#7. Anir , Team Doctor / Driver
#8. Robert H, Search ****, Engineering Advisor / Driver
#9. Kim, Parts and Modifications Director/ Driver
#10. Fred R , Role (?) / Driver
#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador
#12. JohnFM, International team representative, Club UK
#13. E.J, Training Director, Minister of weapons technologies / OPR-SRF Driver
#14. Greg Fishman, Team Racing Coach / Driver (our fast guy )
#15. Chris, Dallas chapter/ DIY team
#16. Chaz, Fan Club Director
#17. Mark from Baltimore ( Don't Call me Miss Julie ), Entertainment Director
#18. David, Team Accountant
#19. Princeton, Creative director ( from interiors to art)/ driver
#20. Sean, Team Hacker, Our Computer Geek
#21. Matt, Team Mascot / Role Model Driver
#22. Vinny, Team Webmaster
#23. Glen, the Antidriver (He is fast but we will help him slow down!)
#24. Finn, Team drift and slow line coach under Chief Instructor Eric / Driver
#25. Patricia, Token female/ Mixologist
#26. Martha Burk (?) What is she gonna do ???
#27. Jay, Travel Co-ordinator, Maybe Antidriver#2
#28. John W, Director of wrong side HID driving
#29. Don, Assistant to the General Council
#30. Jeff, Director of supplies and water bottles!
#31. Ron, Chrome Expert/ Polisher and Cosmetics consultant.
#32. Mark D. , Team Media Celebrity ( probationary status)
#33. DJ Team black sheep, team Security (probationary status)
#34. JimBob ( Role ?)

I further move the following memberships for evaluation:

[b] #10. Fred R , Role (?) / Driver [b/]
We are missing his role, has not expressed interest in a tem function.

#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador
Has not expressed interest in membership

#26. Martha Burk (?) What is she gonna do ???
Has not expressed interest in membership

#34. JimBob ( Role ?)
We need to define role

Your team registar <img border="0" alt="[bigbye]" title="" src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" />

DJ

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Radical Racer:
<strong>I didn't do it...
You can't prove it...
I'll be back in a while, I am, uh, going out to, uh, wash the race car.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">I've got proof. <a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/Splitter.jpg" target="_blank">Right here.</a>

SundayDriver

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by DJ:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Radical Racer:
<strong>I didn't do it...
You can't prove it...
I'll be back in a while, I am, uh, going out to, uh, wash the race car.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">I've got proof. <a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/Splitter.jpg" target="_blank">Right here.</a></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">That is obviously a fake. Here is the real culprit.
<img src="http://members.rennlist.com/mdalen/SplitterDJ.jpg" alt=" - " />

Mike in Chi

DJ

ROFL

Do you think a corner worker called it in when the incident happened?

Do you think, like the meatball flag, there is a black flag with an Easter Egg on it?

Mark

I think you need to put a decal of an Easter Egg or Basket on your engine cowling?

Mike

Mike in Chi

Team Registrar

Good work staying on top of all that complicated paperwork.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica"> #10. Fred R , Role (?) / Driver [b/]
We are missing his role, has not expressed interest in a tem function.
[B]#11. Ray Calvo, Team Good Will Ambassador
Has not expressed interest in membership
#26. Martha Burk (?) What is she gonna do ???
Has not expressed interest in membership
#34. JimBob ( Role ?)
We need to define role
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Drop Martha, she's pretty much a failure anyway.

Calvo is being a numbnut and ignoring our generous offer. I say drop him, but I'm interested in what you have to say as a trusted advisor .

Fred R. came up with the idea for the turtle tail spoiler. How about Team Aerodynamicist for him, unless he asks for something else?

Jim Bob hasn't responded, what do you think?

However JimBob's Monkey is in for the role of Team Monkey no matter what. I asked him if he wanted to NOT be on the team, and he just kept shaking his head "No".

SundayDriver

Hey,

That was NOT the Easter Bunny - it was the Friendship Rabbit. You know, each of us wears a part and it matches with the others to show we are friends. Just like those bracelets and necklaces the kids wear, but with blood and guts and fur.