Notices
993 Forum 1995-1998

Are 993s a substitute for sex?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 07:57 PM
  #1  
graham_mitchell's Avatar
graham_mitchell
Thread Starter
Banned
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 26,621
Likes: 445
From: Down the rabbit hole
Wink Are 993s a substitute for sex?

This guy seems to think so.

"statt" - instead of, in German
"6" is spelled "sechs" and sounds like "sex"
Attached Images
File Type: jpg
statt6(1).jpg (53.4 KB, 624 views)

Last edited by graham_mitchell; Sep 23, 2004 at 12:03 AM.
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:00 PM
  #2  
OldGuy's Avatar
OldGuy
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,495
Likes: 167
From: Southwest Idaho
Default

At my age it is
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:01 PM
  #3  
paradisenb's Avatar
paradisenb
Rennlist Member
 
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 4,202
Likes: 0
From: In the pasture.
Default

Not for sex. For the hotel. ooh la la!! Talk about spices commingling.
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:08 PM
  #4  
Adrienne's Avatar
Adrienne
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 2,481
Likes: 19
From: Reno, NV
Default

Uh, well, I think my license plate says enough...
Attached Images
File Type: jpg
TRGASM.jpg (42.0 KB, 1183 views)
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:21 PM
  #5  
jcnesq's Avatar
jcnesq
Miserable Old Bastard
Rennlist Member

20 Year Member
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 14,168
Likes: 223
From: Los Angeles
Default

Adrienne - you no longer have to worry about me being a copy cat. The plates I ordered a couple months ago are in, but meanwhile I traded the Targa for a 997S, so I have no use for them now:
Attached Images
File Type: jpg
targasm.jpg (23.4 KB, 529 views)
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:23 PM
  #6  
adsc4s's Avatar
adsc4s
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,761
Likes: 1
From: California
Default

No, there is no substitute!
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:32 PM
  #7  
Mike in Chi's Avatar
Mike in Chi

Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 12,319
Likes: 183
From: The Flying Turtle Ranch
Default

Graham

I don't believe it is a substitute, but I can drive my 993s for hours on end...
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:33 PM
  #8  
jcnesq's Avatar
jcnesq
Miserable Old Bastard
Rennlist Member

20 Year Member
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 14,168
Likes: 223
From: Los Angeles
Default

Yeh, Mike, at least the fun lasts longer with a Porsche
Reply
Rennlist Stories

The Best Porsche Posts for Porsche Enthusiasts

story-0

Stunning Porsche 356A Super GT Speedster Auction Fails to Meet Reserve

 Verdad Gallardo
story-1

Every Era of 911 Owner Explained in One Sentence

 Verdad Gallardo
story-2

Thinking of Buying a Porsche? Do These 10 Things First

 Joe Kucinski
story-3

Pixar Pals Turned Into 1-of-1 Porsches!

 Michael S. Palmer
story-4

Theon Goes Full Carbon Fiber With Stunning New Build

 Verdad Gallardo
story-5

Genius Porsche-Themed Gifts That'll Make Any Dad or Grad Smile

 Joe Kucinski
story-6

10 Used Porsches Are Selling for Way Too Cheap

 Joe Kucinski
story-7

Tuner Is Converting Porsche 911s Into Shooting Brakes

 Verdad Gallardo
story-8

This Coachbuilt Creation Is A Modern Take on the Legendary Porsche 917

 Verdad Gallardo
story-9

Is This Convertible Cayenne A Steal, Or A Returnless Investment?

 Verdad Gallardo
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:34 PM
  #9  
TD in DC's Avatar
TD in DC
Race Director
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 10,347
Likes: 2
Default

Originally Posted by jcnesq
Yeh, Mike, at least the fun lasts longer with a Porsche
maybe for you . . .
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:40 PM
  #10  
OldGuy's Avatar
OldGuy
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,495
Likes: 167
From: Southwest Idaho
Default

Hey Jim I think youre older than me BUT you gotta 3 year old! You must be doing something right!!!
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:45 PM
  #11  
paradisenb's Avatar
paradisenb
Rennlist Member
 
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 4,202
Likes: 0
From: In the pasture.
Default

Hey, I'm reaching Old Fartdom. Oh pardon me, Old Guydom and I have a 5 month old and a college senior. Almost off the payroll. Damn! Well, they say kids keep you young. I'll let you know, yawn.
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:46 PM
  #12  
jcnesq's Avatar
jcnesq
Miserable Old Bastard
Rennlist Member

20 Year Member
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 14,168
Likes: 223
From: Los Angeles
Default

Paul - you're a hell of a lot younger than me, me thinks! Just got the news this weekend my wife is pregnant - more on the way. However, this is it, the final hurrah, no more!!!! (I have two grown sons and two almost grown stepdaughters, too.)
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:50 PM
  #13  
Leland Pate's Avatar
Leland Pate
Burning Brakes
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 1,107
Likes: 6
From: Reno, NV
Default

Well, in my case, I can only hope it is!!!
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:52 PM
  #14  
paradisenb's Avatar
paradisenb
Rennlist Member
 
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 4,202
Likes: 0
From: In the pasture.
Default

Congratulation, Jim. I guess you would be delighted to have a girl. I have two. They are great. Teen years are not thaaat bad.
Reply
Old Sep 22, 2004 | 08:53 PM
  #15  
adsc4s's Avatar
adsc4s
Addict
Lifetime Rennlist
Member
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,761
Likes: 1
From: California
Default

Originally Posted by jcnesq
Yeh, Mike, at least the fun lasts longer with a Porsche
It's about the same. The fun ends when you run out of gas!
Reply



All times are GMT -3. The time now is 02:12 PM.

story-0
Stunning Porsche 356A Super GT Speedster Auction Fails to Meet Reserve

Slideshow: One of the rarest Porsche 356 Speedsters ever built has resurfaced, offering a glimpse into a little-known chapter of the model's competition history.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-15 17:16:00


VIEW MORE
story-1
Every Era of 911 Owner Explained in One Sentence

Slideshow: Every generation of Porsche 911 attracts a different type of enthusiast, and each one comes with its own very specific personality.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-12 12:49:28


VIEW MORE
story-2
Thinking of Buying a Porsche? Do These 10 Things First

Slideshow: Before you start shopping for your dream Porsche, make sure you've checked these 10 items off your list.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-06-10 15:28:29


VIEW MORE
story-3
Pixar Pals Turned Into 1-of-1 Porsches!

Slideshow: three Porsche 911s inspired by three iconic Pixar characters!

By Michael S. Palmer | 2026-06-09 17:22:06


VIEW MORE
story-4
Theon Goes Full Carbon Fiber With Stunning New Build

Slideshow: Built around a carbon-bodied 964 and a naturally aspirated 4.0-liter flat-six, this bespoke commission highlights how far the restomod formula has evolved.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-06 14:41:46


VIEW MORE
story-5
Genius Porsche-Themed Gifts That'll Make Any Dad or Grad Smile

Slideshow: Looking for gift ideas for you Dad or your newest grad? Look no further than these Porsche-themed ideas.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-06-12 10:37:13


VIEW MORE
story-6
10 Used Porsches Are Selling for Way Too Cheap

Slideshow: These 10 used Porsches offer more driving thrills than their price would suggest.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-06-03 09:11:13


VIEW MORE
story-7
Tuner Is Converting Porsche 911s Into Shooting Brakes

Slideshow: A Polish Porsche specialist is moving ahead with one of the most unusual 911 conversions in recent memory: a shooting brake version of the 991-generation sports car.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-01 19:46:47


VIEW MORE
story-8
This Coachbuilt Creation Is A Modern Take on the Legendary Porsche 917

Slideshow: A Porsche Carrera GT has been transformed into a one-off coachbuilt machine that blends analog supercar engineering with styling inspired by the legendary 917 race cars.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-01 17:06:04


VIEW MORE
story-9
Is This Convertible Cayenne A Steal, Or A Returnless Investment?

Slideshow: A heavily modified Porsche Cayenne convertible with faux wood trim and a long list of flaws recently sold at auction for surprisingly little money.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-29 18:52:37


VIEW MORE