Monique

Some people have different sexual experiences; IMO if a Porker is about sex, you know more than I do :-)

Even Adrienne's TARGASM is a substitute for the real thing!

John H

Or force you to sell it after blood, sweat and tears of modifying it to your specs. Nothing like starting all over

RJT

So can a man!!!

JoAnne

Adrienne

Substitute only, not replacement. I should have been more clear in my orginal post. But I didn't want to get into too much detail, ya know, like explaining the benefits of a rough idle and such. Kidding!

OldGuy

Hey Jim congrats!! Youre not gonna have time to get old!!
MS my life at home is like this: my 14 year old stays up later than me and besides I am too tired
and the wife is asleep by 9PM so evenings are out. on the weekends the 14 YO sleeps till 11 BUT the
9 year old is up at 6AM so weekend mornings are out. The only time we are alone is at lunch but thats either taken up by a telecon that I have with my CST and EST brothers. HOWEVER (I just thought of this) tommorow is our flex day
(every other Firday off) and both of us are home together ALONE!

I have to go now!!!

RJT

Old Guy.....

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much information!!!

Haven't you ever heard of afternoon delight???? Put down the damm phone and have some fun with the Young Thang!!!!!!! Besides you want to lose weight. There is no better way to lose weight and have FUN at the same time.
Shame on you............................

MS J

FSAEracer03

HAHAHAHA... That's hot. Nice avatar, Adrienne. Old Guy, you too. That ASG cat is a damn genius with photoshop. I'll have to hone my skills and make a new avatar myself

Porsche's might not be a replacement for sex, but they sure are the best consolation prize I've seen yet

OldGuy

MS I know its way too much info. I was just gonna say its pretty damn complicated. and that logistically I have a better chance of finding osama bin laden than coordinting a time with the wife.
but that would have been non descriptive.
Me Heard of afternoon delight? why theres no better time.... especially with a spring/fall breeze.ahhh

Unless its Sunday and the Cowboys have the afternoon game!!

RJT

Now football is more important that sex!??!! Geeze, I know you are from Texas, and football is almost life, but......

Paul... Old Guy..... YOU my friend, are a lost cause!!!!

MS
JoAnne

24FPS

!!! u all !!! too funny!!!

i thought an 'afternoon delight' was some kind of weight-watcher snack? no?

Adrienne

Your love of the air cooled extends to more than just your car I see....

Adrienne

Like the song says...
Warm winds blowin' heatin' blue sky
and a road that goes forever.
I'm going to Texas...
Texas...
they've got big long roads down there...

(and no, that's not a size innuendo. Not going there.)

graham_mitchell

OldGuy

This is what happens to me during a Cowboy game, about 5 minutes before kickoff, I start to get
butterflies, once the kick off happens my hands get cold, then my feet. then midway through the
first half both hands and feet get clammy. My temper takes about 10 milliseconds to go from idle to full boost. I stay this way till either the game is in hand for sure OR the game is lost for sure. Then after the game I am one of the most generous persons on earth (win) or sully for 2 days.
No other biological function is possible during this time.
AND Now since my son is playing and our high school here is doing really good Fridays Nite Lights are a lost cause too.

Adrienne I never looked at it that way. Air cooled--- I must be genitcally wired for this car!!

B-Line

You guys need to stop playing with your pss9's and get some viagra .....