RJT

Hey Guys.....

Adrianne is a real cutie. I met her this past weekend. Not only cute but nice and fun too! And I'd like to say that her boyfriend is pretty easy on the eyes also, if I can say so myself! I think she should be our Team Belly Dancer. I'm willing to take lessons from her and I'm a quick learner, however when it comes to the grid girls I'm not sure they will have enough brains to be able to figure out how to do it...........

Just had a funny picture pop into my forever in motion brain.... All you GUYS BELLY DANCING!!! I think Robert will have to brew some 'extra special' moonshine for that to happen

Anyway, back to Adrianne.... I bet the guys would love to see you in your Belly Dancers costume........ If I can have a picture of me in my bikini posted on Rennlist, you can show the team your costume too! Whatcha think fellows????

MS
J

Adrienne

Well M. Superior, in all fairness to your aforemented bikini shot, I have this pic of my costume. Unless you refer to another picture of you IN your bikini, I suppose this shot of my costume will have to do.



To prove my worth as Team Belly Dancer, let me tell you, I have made money bellydancing. A total $6 at a party on Saturday. Okay, truth be told, it was only $3, as the other dancer decided to pitch in her money to help fund the party that yes, I had paid for. And one of those dollars was from my boyfriend. I suppose that means I won't be getting that new suspension anytime soon. But hey, I can buy a cup of coffee!!

ceboyd

so does that mean I never got officially accepted as 'short **** kit specialist'? ..since I'm not on the official roster?

Mike in Chi

Adrienne

Welcome new Team Belly Dancer. I'm sure you will feel quite welcome in the Turtle Pond.

About your costume, is that made of Nomex?
(I will leave glass top Targa quips to other team mates -- I have to maintain an executive demeanor after all)

Mother Superior
Can Robert top that picture of Adrienne?

ceboyd
You are indeed our official Team Short **** Kit Specialist. This is the update process. Please get used to things going slowly on this team.

Adrienne

Nomex? Not with the tip money I make! It's all highly flammable materials. Being so skimpy, I stay nice and cool while I drive, although performing undulations and heel&toe together is still a little tricky.

nman413

Adrienne, what happened to your head???

MS, granted Adrienne's picture is a whole lot closer, I think we need a closer shot.

ceboyd, as you can see, posting pics definitely helps the application. Right, Big Turtle?

Adrienne

My head? Who cares! It's all about the hips!

RJT

Not fair Adrienne! That's on a mannequin! FYI there is an actual picture of me in a bikini on the "Bad Max wins at the parade" thread......... You can do better than that... Besides I've seen you in person and I know you'd look great in your costume. I find it hard to believe that you only made $3.00 bucks dancing on Saturday. Heck, Robert would probably toss you at least a hun!
It is all in the hips huh? I think some men would look upwards also. Anything that bounces on a female is fair game ....................

CE:
Short ****??? I hope that was a spelling error.
I'm not used to doling out spankings to females..........


MS
JoAnne

David '96 993

Is that anything like "little $hit"...as a gymnast with a twisted sense of humor I was certainly called that many a time...still am.

nman413

Adrienne, we need to verify it's all u

Although the hips are defitnitely interesting.

Flying Finn

Kim,

Now we know why we have no luck when it comes to prizes...

And now you also know there's no way you're getting that car either...

Adrienne

Oh. Oops! Well, since you verified existence of an actual pic of you in a bikini (somehow I missed that one!) I guess I'm obligated. I certainly wouldn't want my Team membership revoked due to my surly attitude, so here's a pic from the party...

nile13

I just had an independent thought for the first time in two weeks, and Adrienne is responsible for it. Well, it's more of a business plan, really.

We all know how it gets. A day at the track. You're all tired and by dawn all you can think about is a cold one. The track is remote enough, there's another race day tomorrow, you're too dead to really stray too far from the hotel.
So... We open a race dancing nomex strip joint. Nicely decorated with black and white race pictures and lined up with used tires (no rubber comments here, gentlemen). Used race tires smell really sweet. The stage floor is covered with checkered pattern. MC announces the dancer's number and race class, waves a green flag and shuts up. Girls in full Nomex suits dance sweetly while taking nice late apex turns around the stage. No polls of any kind. Nobody gets undressed. Helmets are otional.

What do you all think?

RJT

Geeze Adrienne!

I think I'd rather of been at your party than at the Victory Banquet at the Parade on Saturday! You had more fun. Looks like SOMEONE really did make $3.00.
HOWEVER.... I'm not really sure that is you in the picture since I can't see YOUR HEAD!!!! Remember when we met we were standing inthe middle of downtown Fort Worth and we both had more clothes on!!

Since you missed it before....

At least in this shot you can see that it's me on the right!

Attach your head to that body and then we can stop this nonsense and the guys can get back to work.....

Hey, Does this team have an Official Photograper yet??

MS

nile13

Gee, what's with all the blue *****?
Mike.S, just asking for a spanking.