Robert Henriksen

People call me when their Windows computers give them problems, I tell them "Turn it off and turn it back on again"... then I send them an invoice

Robin 993DX

[quote]Originally posted by Martin:
<strong>Dog and kat Psychologist and peddler

PS Don't let that DJ "butcher" your trees, you see (no pun intended), he is blind! </strong><hr></blockquote>

Martin,

Do you make house calls?

Both of our pets have major "issues"!

Our dog have major separation anxiety, she goes berserk whenever we leave the house and our cat hides and jump out whenever we walk by and bites us.

Also the dog and the cat hate each other. While we are out of the house the cat would trick the dog to go into the laundry room and the cat would close the door behind the dog and lock the dog in there. Often we come home and find the dog whimpering in the laundry room by herself, and the cat would just sit in front of the laundry room door smile at us.

What can you do to help?

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88clbsport

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Greg Fishman

Robin,
Hilarious post.

The eyes say it all. You have an evil cat, even though I don't care for cats i think they are a lot smarter (or conniving)than most dogs. I think the pooch needs some Prozac and the cat needs another hobby besides tormenting the dog, maybe buy some birds!
Greg

JimBob Jumpback

[quote]Originally posted by Robin 993 DX In Atlanta:
<strong>

Martin,

Do you make house calls?

Both of our pets have major "issues"!

Our dog have major separation anxiety, she goes berserk whenever we leave the house and our cat hides and jump out whenever we walk by and bites us.

Also the dog and the cat hate each other. While we are out of the house the cat would trick the dog to go into the laundry room and the cat would close the door behind the dog and lock the dog in there. Often we come home and find the dog whimpering in the laundry room by herself, and the cat would just sit in front of the laundry room door smile at us.

What can you do to help?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Robin,

Ol JimBob kin helpin u out. cuz i rekognize dat kat. He bein a kat we dun sended up ta spayce a kupple o yeers ago an dat kat bein meen eber sinse he dun comed bak. y'all sent dat kat bak ta JimmyRobert an i would sendin him bak ta spayce anna we ul see ifn it fixen dat kats attitudinal deerecshun.

Robin 993DX

JimBob,

That answered my question about the cat, can you e-mail me a RMA (Return merchandise Authorization) number, so I can send that stupid cat back.

Mike in Chi

Martin

Like Robin, we are having major problems (see attached) with our pet dog.

Can you help?

By the way, his name is "Frisky".

<a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/huntindog1.jpg" target="_blank">http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/huntindog1.jpg</a>

JimBob Jumpback

[quote]Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<strong>Martin

Like Robin, we are having major problems (see attached) with our pet dog.

Can you help?

By the way, his name is "Frisky".

<a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/huntindog1.jpg" target="_blank">http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/huntindog1.jpg</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

Mike,

I gotz baad news bubba. i dun sent dat dog inta spayc two an u aint nevr gonna fixn dat beehavioor. Yup, we dun sended him onna mishion ta urannus an he dun bin dat wayz ever sinse heuns got bak.

Greg Fishman

[quote]Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<strong>Martin

Like Robin, we are having major problems (see attached) with our pet dog.

Can you help?

By the way, his name is "Frisky".

<a href="http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/huntindog1.jpg" target="_blank">http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/huntindog1.jpg</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

ROTFLMAO! That picture made my day, thanks.
Is that your wife or daughter holding the pooch?

Mike in Chi

greg

[quote] s that your wife or daughter holding the pooch? <hr></blockquote>

Neither... it's my crew chief.

M

Greg Fishman

[quote]Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<strong>greg



Neither... it's my crew chief.

M</strong><hr></blockquote>

Mike,
Think you need to stick with the Skippy cars, you would be disappointed with the crew chiefs at most of the PCA events.
Greg

Rolo

I am a Financial Advisor, specializing in Porsche Owners. And if I don't get more clients and the market doesn't turn....I will be an unemployed Financial Advisor and ex Porsche owner! : )

PeanutinCA

[quote]Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<strong>Martin

Like Robin, we are having major problems (see attached) with our pet dog.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Mike,
that's one smart dog!! Can I borrow him for my next party? <img src="graemlins/bigok.gif" border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" />

I'm a Crocodile Hunter, just Like Steve Erwin right mate!! <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> You little rippa!!

Dylan.

Mike in Chi

Dylan

[quote] that's one smart dog!! Can I borrow him for my next party? <hr></blockquote>

I don't think you want him at your party.

All the women end up crowding around Frisky, and the guys are left with nothing to do (except talk cars)

Mike

PeanutinCA

[quote]Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<strong>Dylan

I don't think you want him at your party.

All the women end up crowding around Frisky, and the guys are left with nothing to do (except talk cars)</strong><hr></blockquote>

That sounds perfect, I'd be left "holding the dog" so to speak. Not that I dislike talking cars but think about it. The guys are all off talking amoungst themselves and I'm off getting Frisky... I mean holding Frisky surrounded by the Ladies!! <img src="graemlins/jumper.gif" border="0" alt="[jumper]" />