OT: Women as explained by Male Engineers
03-27-2004, 09:44 AM
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Here's a joke that my wife just shared with me - it also recently popped up on the Off Topic forum...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
03-27-2004, 12:24 PM
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OH MY GOD!!!! Looks what happens when I go away for a few days!
Will I ever be able to leave you guys alone?????
Shame on you!!!!
Who shall I spank first??? This will be FUN!!! Maybe it should be Mike in Chi.... What's with this Wine Spritzer thing? You think we women can't drink beer??? Now BEND OVER!!!
JoAnne
Will I ever be able to leave you guys alone?????
Shame on you!!!!
Who shall I spank first??? This will be FUN!!! Maybe it should be Mike in Chi.... What's with this Wine Spritzer thing? You think we women can't drink beer??? Now BEND OVER!!!
JoAnne
03-27-2004, 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by RJT 993
OH MY GOD!!!! Looks what happens when I go away for a few days!
Will I ever be able to leave you guys alone?????
Shame on you!!!!
Who shall I spank first??? This will be FUN!!! Maybe it should be Mike in Chi.... What's with this Wine Spritzer thing? You think we women can't drink beer??? Now BEND OVER!!!
JoAnne
OH MY GOD!!!! Looks what happens when I go away for a few days!
Will I ever be able to leave you guys alone?????
Shame on you!!!!
Who shall I spank first??? This will be FUN!!! Maybe it should be Mike in Chi.... What's with this Wine Spritzer thing? You think we women can't drink beer??? Now BEND OVER!!!
JoAnne
03-27-2004, 09:05 PM
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Originally posted by Silver Bullet
DINGO: Wicked Wicked Zoot...
She is a bad person and must pay the penalty
And here in Castle Anthrax we have but one
punishment...you must tie her down on a bed ....
and spank her. Come!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well and when you have
spanked her you may deal with here as you like and then....spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me!
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DING: Yes. You must give us all a good spanking.
GIRLS: A spanking. A spanking. There is going to
be a spanking tonight.
DING: And after the spanking ... the oral sex!
GALAHAD: Oh, dear! Well, I ...
GIRLS: The oral sex ... the oral sex.
GALAHAD: Well, I suppose I could stay a bit longer.
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DINGO: Wicked Wicked Zoot...
She is a bad person and must pay the penalty
And here in Castle Anthrax we have but one
punishment...you must tie her down on a bed ....
and spank her. Come!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well and when you have
spanked her you may deal with here as you like and then....spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me!
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DING: Yes. You must give us all a good spanking.
GIRLS: A spanking. A spanking. There is going to
be a spanking tonight.
DING: And after the spanking ... the oral sex!
GALAHAD: Oh, dear! Well, I ...
GIRLS: The oral sex ... the oral sex.
GALAHAD: Well, I suppose I could stay a bit longer.
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With regard to the oral sex, would that be with a European or African swallow?
