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Old 06-23-2016, 04:53 PM
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16 years old and scared he was going to catch hell -- now I wonder if he is ever going to reach 17
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I hope his parents are as understanding as mine were.
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That was painful to watch. Was he intoxicated? If not, world's worst & dumbest driver. Unless he's 16 years & 364 days old, he is not making it to 17. He should never get a license because he's going to kill someone with that sh**y driving. Unbelievable.
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Kid clearly did not grow up working at a golf course driving golf carts and/or did not have to mow his lawn with a riding mower. The two things I attribute to my driving skills.
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Originally Posted by NA430GTS
Kid clearly did not grow up working at a golf course driving golf carts and/or did not have to mow his lawn with a riding mower. The two things I attribute to my driving skills.
Agreed. While picking range *****, I got really good at driving with my left hand while riding in the passenger seat while holding a ball picker in my right hand stabbing wayward ***** that the tractor couldn't pick up. Plus the tractor was a manual tranny and the Cushman was a manual. My love for manuals was born then!
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They should raise the age for driving to 20. Kids are to daring and don't understand the consequences involved.
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This is when you really need the extra torque of the turbo motor to clear the garage side moldings.
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Originally Posted by NA430GTS
Kid clearly did not grow up working at a golf course driving golf carts and/or did not have to mow his lawn with a riding mower. The two things I attribute to my driving skills.
Or being 13 and having 4:45a ice time on a Saturday. Dad wanted to 'teach' me to drive. Decades later learn Friday night happy hour impeded on Saturday 4a drive to ice rink. Different times
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Originally Posted by R_Rated
This reminds me of when my 4 yr old son decided to help me was the car. He grabbed a sandpaper block instead of a sponge. Ouch.
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12 posts and no Asian driver jokes??? you guys are way too nice or just trying to be politically correct, hahah.


I got a free pass since I'm Asian.
Seriously though, I think that's how my wife parallel parks. There are always mysterious wheel rash on my X5M. She's not allowed to drive my 911.
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Cringeworthy... I winced more than once..

Yes ^^^ we are probably being PC
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Originally Posted by Jnosol
12 posts and no Asian driver jokes??? you guys are way too nice or just trying to be politically correct, hahah.


I got a free pass since I'm Asian.
Seriously though, I think that's how my wife parallel parks. There are always mysterious wheel rash on my X5M. She's not allowed to drive my 911.
I got a 3 day ban and accused of being a racist for my last one... As if I made up a stereotype...


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