what is your job and age
09-11-2014, 04:32 PM
#167
Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *********. There really is nothing like a shorn *******... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Occupation - Doctor (Evil). Age - 87, but still virile.
Occupation - Doctor (Evil). Age - 87, but still virile.
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GT3FZS (06-22-2020)
09-11-2014, 05:49 PM
#170
I guess it's true about what they say about dentists and Porsches.
Oh and if you are in your twenties and own a Porsche, you make me jealous. At 25 I was driving the aptly named, Daihatsu Charade.
It had the distinction at the time of being the cheapest car available new in the usa, which was irrelevant because I got it for free from my sister. It was the first and only three cylinder car I have ever owned and had difficulty generating enough power to make it up San Francisco's hilly streets.
Oh and if you are in your twenties and own a Porsche, you make me jealous. At 25 I was driving the aptly named, Daihatsu Charade.
It had the distinction at the time of being the cheapest car available new in the usa, which was irrelevant because I got it for free from my sister. It was the first and only three cylinder car I have ever owned and had difficulty generating enough power to make it up San Francisco's hilly streets.
Last edited by Grunty; 03-27-2015 at 04:40 PM.
