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Old 01-24-2015, 06:57 PM
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Default Waiting. Bored. Looking at 991TT Reviews. Found best ever!

My order is in. Now the wait. ED at the end of May. What to do? Read all the forums. Look at pictures for the Nth time. Troll teh interweb reading other folks' impressions of the 991TT to help reenforce my decision to Go Big or Go Home and screw the expense.

Ran across this, didn't find it in a quick search. I'm hoping it's not an Enzo.

It's NSFW. It's tasteless and quite vulgar and is by far the funniest car 'review' I've read. Ever.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/the...ent-1230054656
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That is freaking hilarious! Great find. When I am having a horrible day at work I am going to read this and grin, then get in my 911 Turbo and kick ***!
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Definitely mutha_____ funny.
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Very funny. Thanks for posting it.

The wait is difficult and I built and rebuilt my car countless times. However, the wait is worth it and you should have an awesome time driving it in Europe.
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Glad you guys enjoyed it. Had my wife ROTFL.

Here's a another good review (not as funny though):

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Did you see this one:

"Video Game Fast"
Old 01-28-2015, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MJM911
Did you see this one:
"Two things drive technological advancement more than anything else: war and motorsports."

Yeah, I did. That was a good one.

This one will increase your heart rate:
Nordschleife Porsche 991 Turbo S 7.37min



I'm trying to figure out the best way to get in some Nordschleife time during ED. The schedule was still mostly-blank for May last time I looked.
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Thats some funny sh-t right there.....



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