Ask Chaosoul's Magic 8 Ball
04-26-2017 | 02:08 AM
#244
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From: Hypercar Invitational
Originally Posted by chaosoul
Sorry, too early for any info on 992. I do not know much info regarding it.
For future reference, Porsche will only give out accurate information, even to executives in North America and such about a year out. Anything further than that are just rumors and people's speculation. Unless someone knows some German guy directly from PAG R&D that is leaking classified information.
For future reference, Porsche will only give out accurate information, even to executives in North America and such about a year out. Anything further than that are just rumors and people's speculation. Unless someone knows some German guy directly from PAG R&D that is leaking classified information.
-chousoul is not CJ in hiding because they argued a point once. Also I casually called him CJ in a PM once and he said "why did you call me CJ, I'm not CJ".. I believe him. So I guess he's not CJ.
-chousoul is not Peter stout bc while they have a similar writing style Chousoul has a thicker skin, also Chaosoul is not upset ab vehicles without cats polluting the environment. also, the look nothing alike.
-Chousoul is not USCTrojanGT3 bc he's not obsessed with waiting for the end of times and market crashing so he can pay market price for a car.
-Chousoul is not fxz nor mooty because he writes in complete and intelligible sentences.
-Chausoul is not PhilPT3 because he's never mentioned stickers. Also, I gave Phil the secret fraternity handshake during Smokies with my pinky tickling the palm of his hand while giving him a knowing wink, and Phil just looked at me grossed out, recoiled his hand, called me a freak then walked away and never spoke to me again. Chaosoul atill acknowledges me so... not Phil.
-Chousoul is not AP because he writes in an English accent and doesn't use marketing doublespeak to throw us off the scent.
-Chousoul is not Drifting bc I spoke to drifting on the phone and he really doesn't know much about Porsche's. Also he doesn't believe in 8 ***** so... not him.
-Chaosoul is not Bronson7 because well... nobody is as nice as Bronson7 and also Chaosoul once mentioned he was bigger than 145LB and taller than 4ft 1in so.. he's not Bronson7.
-Chausoul is not Eduardo bc he doesn't repost himself with endless PTS info and pictures. Also Chaosoul doesn't list his present location at end the of every post like Eduardo does, and most importantly... Chaosoul hasn't been banned from all Porsche properties worldwide bc execs are scared of getting asked uncomfortable probing questions and have therefore issued a restraining order against him. So.. not Eduardo.
-Chaosoul is not Archimedes bc he never mentions having bionic body parts which don't fit with LWB's, also; he doesn't participate in every LWB vs SOFAs thread to tell everyone about his bionic body parts... so... sigh... not Archimedes.
My remaining options to consider are:
1. Chousoul is a North Korean spy.
2. Chousoul works for PCNA at LAPEC
3. Chousoul is my cleaning lady but as he realized I'm a blabbermouth he had to take on a secret identity and disown me.
4. Chousoul is the Swiss kid who wanted to wake up at 9am and go to the gym then start his work day with cappuccino and croissant and a foot rub while being given a nice job but was actually trying to bum some room and board and seat time in an RS. That kid still sends me PM's with "told you so" messages and Chaosoul doesn't, so.. he's not the swisskid.
Argh!!!! Who could he be?..
I will soon narrow it down.. just need a few more clues... lemme go ask the 8-ball
Damn... no luck there either.
Last edited by CAlexio; 04-26-2017 at 02:28 AM.
04-26-2017 | 02:18 AM
#245
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From: The way to hell is paved by good intentions “Wenn ich Purist höre...entsichere ich meinen Browning” "Myths are fuel for marketing (and nowadays for flippers too,,,)" time to time is not sufficient to be a saint, you must be also an Hero
Chaosoul is Eduardo
or maybe MrJones
or tomtomtom
doesn t matter
at least he has seen '17 Q2 Porsche cars Roadmap which
apparently does not include technical specifications
or maybe MrJones
or tomtomtom
doesn t matter
at least he has seen '17 Q2 Porsche cars Roadmap which
apparently does not include technical specifications
04-26-2017 | 02:47 AM
#247
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My process of elimination to unmask the worlds best cleaning lady is working well. Here is what my diabolical strategy has offered up thus far regarding chousoul's identity.
-chousoul is not CJ in hiding because they argued a point once. Also I casually called him CJ in a PM once and he said "why did you call me CJ, I'm not CJ".. I believe him. So I guess he's not CJ.
-chousoul is not Peter stout bc while they have a similar writing style Chousoul has a thicker skin, also Chaosoul is not upset ab vehicles without cats polluting the environment. also, the look nothing alike.
-Chousoul is not USCTrojanGT3 bc he's not obsessed with waiting for the end of times and market crashing so he can pay market price for a car.
-Chousoul is not fxz nor mooty because he writes in complete and intelligible sentences.
-Chausoul is not PhilPT3 because he's never mentioned stickers. Also, I gave Phil the secret fraternity handshake during Smokies with my pinky tickling the palm of his hand while giving him a knowing wink, and Phil just looked at me grossed out, recoiled his hand, called me a freak then walked away and never spoke to me again. Chaosoul atill acknowledges me so... not Phil.
-Chousoul is not AP because he writes in an English accent and doesn't use marketing doublespeak to throw us off the scent.
-Chousoul is not Drifting bc I spoke to drifting on the phone and he really doesn't know much about Porsche's. Also he doesn't believe in 8 ***** so... not him.
-Chaosoul is not Bronson7 because well... nobody is as nice as Bronson7 and also Chaosoul once mentioned he was bigger than 145LB and taller than 4ft 1in so.. he's not Bronson7.
-Chausoul is not Eduardo bc he doesn't repost himself with endless PTS info and pictures. Also Chaosoul doesn't list his present location at end the of every post like Eduardo does, and most importantly... Chaosoul hasn't been banned from all Porsche properties worldwide bc execs are scared of getting asked uncomfortable probing questions and have therefore issued a restraining order against him. So.. not Eduardo.
-Chaosoul is not Archimedes bc he never mentions having bionic body parts which don't fit with LWB's, also; he doesn't participate in every LWB vs SOFAs thread to tell everyone about his bionic body parts... so... sigh... not Archimedes.
My remaining options to consider are:
1. Chousoul is a North Korean spy.
2. Chousoul works for PCNA at LAPEC
3. Chousoul is my cleaning lady but as he realized I'm a blabbermouth he had to take on a secret identity and disown me.
4. Chousoul is the Swiss kid who wanted to wake up at 9am and go to the gym then start his work day with cappuccino and croissant and a foot rub while being given a nice job but was actually trying to bum some room and board and seat time in an RS. That kid still sends me PM's with "told you so" messages and Chaosoul doesn't, so.. he's not the swisskid.
Argh!!!! Who could he be?..
I will soon narrow it down.. just need a few more clues... lemme go ask the 8-ball
Damn... no luck there either.
-chousoul is not CJ in hiding because they argued a point once. Also I casually called him CJ in a PM once and he said "why did you call me CJ, I'm not CJ".. I believe him. So I guess he's not CJ.
-chousoul is not Peter stout bc while they have a similar writing style Chousoul has a thicker skin, also Chaosoul is not upset ab vehicles without cats polluting the environment. also, the look nothing alike.
-Chousoul is not USCTrojanGT3 bc he's not obsessed with waiting for the end of times and market crashing so he can pay market price for a car.
-Chousoul is not fxz nor mooty because he writes in complete and intelligible sentences.
-Chausoul is not PhilPT3 because he's never mentioned stickers. Also, I gave Phil the secret fraternity handshake during Smokies with my pinky tickling the palm of his hand while giving him a knowing wink, and Phil just looked at me grossed out, recoiled his hand, called me a freak then walked away and never spoke to me again. Chaosoul atill acknowledges me so... not Phil.
-Chousoul is not AP because he writes in an English accent and doesn't use marketing doublespeak to throw us off the scent.
-Chousoul is not Drifting bc I spoke to drifting on the phone and he really doesn't know much about Porsche's. Also he doesn't believe in 8 ***** so... not him.
-Chaosoul is not Bronson7 because well... nobody is as nice as Bronson7 and also Chaosoul once mentioned he was bigger than 145LB and taller than 4ft 1in so.. he's not Bronson7.
-Chausoul is not Eduardo bc he doesn't repost himself with endless PTS info and pictures. Also Chaosoul doesn't list his present location at end the of every post like Eduardo does, and most importantly... Chaosoul hasn't been banned from all Porsche properties worldwide bc execs are scared of getting asked uncomfortable probing questions and have therefore issued a restraining order against him. So.. not Eduardo.
-Chaosoul is not Archimedes bc he never mentions having bionic body parts which don't fit with LWB's, also; he doesn't participate in every LWB vs SOFAs thread to tell everyone about his bionic body parts... so... sigh... not Archimedes.
My remaining options to consider are:
1. Chousoul is a North Korean spy.
2. Chousoul works for PCNA at LAPEC
3. Chousoul is my cleaning lady but as he realized I'm a blabbermouth he had to take on a secret identity and disown me.
4. Chousoul is the Swiss kid who wanted to wake up at 9am and go to the gym then start his work day with cappuccino and croissant and a foot rub while being given a nice job but was actually trying to bum some room and board and seat time in an RS. That kid still sends me PM's with "told you so" messages and Chaosoul doesn't, so.. he's not the swisskid.
Argh!!!! Who could he be?..
I will soon narrow it down.. just need a few more clues... lemme go ask the 8-ball
Damn... no luck there either.
Lol, thanks for this. I had a good laugh.
Some information you said are definitely not true. Some information are definitely true.
One thing is for certain tho...
04-26-2017 | 03:30 AM
#248
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-Chausoul is not PhilPT3 because he's never mentioned stickers. Also, I gave Phil the secret fraternity handshake during Smokies with my pinky tickling the palm of his hand while giving him a knowing wink, and Phil just looked at me grossed out, recoiled his hand, called me a freak then walked away and never spoke to me again. Chaosoul atill acknowledges me so... not Phil.
Argh!!!! Who could he be?..
Argh!!!! Who could he be?..
As for Chaosoul - he must be a fictional character invented by PAG marketing. If he is not, PAG marketing owes him
04-26-2017 | 03:59 AM
#249
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Haha. That handshake thing reminds me of the time when I first experienced one at a Vanderbilt frat party (I'm from a culture that has no such thing). Felt like a dude tried to dry hump my hand in an elaborate way. Made me reconsider wearing my European tight shirts in Nashville.
As for Chaosoul - he must be a fictional character invented by PAG marketing. If he is not, PAG marketing owes him
As for Chaosoul - he must be a fictional character invented by PAG marketing. If he is not, PAG marketing owes him
To further confusion, I shall introduce a trait CAlexio mentioned in every post.
Best,
Chaosoul
Currently in Eyjafjallajökull
Southern Iceland
04-26-2017 | 07:29 AM
#253
Drifting
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04-26-2017 | 09:35 AM
#254
Drifting
Joined: Jan 2014
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From: south Florida
I vote Alex for the Q-Ball job in the game , he seems to be hooked , covering the table coast to coast well, and likes bumping into folks without harm , perfect. Oh and he doesn't seem to mind being knocked about . provided its all male field .
