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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
>out as
> > > a
> > > "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
>neighborhood.
> > > She
> > > went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner
> > > if he had any dd jobs for her to do.
> > >
> > > "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,
>"How
> > > much
> > > will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>
> > >
> > > The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything
> > > she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the
> > > conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch
>goes
> > > all
> > > the way around the house?"
> > > He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
> > > "You're
> > > right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> > > those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail
> > > lately."
> > >
> > > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect
> > > her money.
> > >
> > > "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde
>replied,
> > > "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
> > > two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the
>$50.00
> > > and
> > > handed it to her.
> > >
> > > "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
>Lexus."