Brad Penn source
#16
I have a solution... just pretend the shipping is free but the oil is $2 more per quart.
How many times a year do you change it? I change oil more than anyone I know and I'd still pay the extra to get it. It's worth it just to have the conversation at O'Reilly's when I take the used stuff in for recycling about why it's green.
"What is this?," the young kid at the counter asks.
"It's Brad Penn Green Racing Oil," I say.
"Racing oil?" he says as he looks at me and doesn't think I look like a race car driver.
"Yep, I track the car at MidOhio...." I beam.
"Oh, I've been there to watch races. What do you drive?"
And this is why it's worth it to have the green oil (even if you have to pay the ungodly bank-rupting sum of $25 to have it shipped)... because you get to answer, "I drive a Porsche 911."
And of course it just gets better from there as the guy tells you that's the car of his dreams.
Now, quit being a ninny and get the damn oil.