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Old 05-28-2003, 07:29 PM
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When you try to stick the ignition key somewhere to the right of the steering wheel!
Old 05-28-2003, 07:42 PM
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Where does this place those with right hand drive cars? <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" />
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what about shifting into reverse to the far right and down?
Old 05-28-2003, 11:13 PM
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When you reach for the wiper stalk to put the car in gear.
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Lift the bonnet to check the oil.
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When your eating lunch and haven't driven it that day!!!!

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Try to start the car without deactivating the immobilizer.
Old 05-29-2003, 01:16 AM
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RICH!! ...it's gonna be hard to top that one!! Oh MY GOD have I done that a MILLION times! <img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />

But here's mine:

When you stomp on the gas because you're used to driving your underpowered "everyday" vehicle and the thing TAKES OFF!! <img border="0" alt="[burnout]" title="" src="graemlins/burnout.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[burnout]" title="" src="graemlins/burnout.gif" />
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When the first ten seconds of driving makes you grin!
Old 05-29-2003, 05:18 AM
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When the battery has gone flat, AGAIN!
Old 05-29-2003, 09:02 AM
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When you make up any old excuse to run to the store and are gone for 2 hours. My wife always jokes that one day I'll go for smokes and never come back.
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When you think your Turbo diesel Landrover Freelander actually has an OK turn of speed when the turbo kicks in.
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When you try to unlock your car door with the key meant for the Toyota people mover
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Find out!

Arjan B.
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P.s. You will feel it, it's like not seeing your wife ore child for a few weeks.................
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when you see the car and just stand there with a smile instead of getting in to it and drive away!


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