A little Porsche Humor....
10-29-2001, 03:53 PM
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A little Porsche Humor....
A guy walks into a Porsche dealership, whips out a credit card and buys a brand new Carrera. As soon as all the papers are filled out, he gets into the car and drives off. Half an hour later he comes back in
a tow-truck with a Porsche on it and says:
"My gearbox blew up".
Indeed, the gearbox is a total mess, but since the car is covered by Porsche warranty, the dealer agrees to replace the car. Half an hour later the story repeats.
The dealer finds it hard to believe that two
consecutive Porsche's would come with a defective gearbox, so they say:
"We'd like you to ride another Porsche with our engineer in it to find out what's going on" - naturally the guy agrees, and they drive off onto the street.
They hit the road, and the guy goes: "Ok, now watch: first gear - and he quickly shifts into first. Second. The car picks up speed.
Third! Fourth! Fifth! Sixth!" The car is already nearly flying above the
road.
And the guys goes: "And now - THE ROCKET MODE" - and shifts into R!
a tow-truck with a Porsche on it and says:
"My gearbox blew up".
Indeed, the gearbox is a total mess, but since the car is covered by Porsche warranty, the dealer agrees to replace the car. Half an hour later the story repeats.
The dealer finds it hard to believe that two
consecutive Porsche's would come with a defective gearbox, so they say:
"We'd like you to ride another Porsche with our engineer in it to find out what's going on" - naturally the guy agrees, and they drive off onto the street.
They hit the road, and the guy goes: "Ok, now watch: first gear - and he quickly shifts into first. Second. The car picks up speed.
Third! Fourth! Fifth! Sixth!" The car is already nearly flying above the
road.
And the guys goes: "And now - THE ROCKET MODE" - and shifts into R!
10-29-2001, 10:28 PM
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Did you just make that up?
10-29-2001, 10:57 PM
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My grandfather, long since gone, was around when automatic transmission were introduced. He believed that the "R" was for "Race".
He may have believed Rocket but they weren't invented.
He may have believed Rocket but they weren't invented.
10-31-2001, 09:06 PM
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I forget where i heard this one, easy everyone its just a joke,and remember i drive one too....
What's the difference between Porsches and porcupines?
Porcupines have the ****** on the outside.
I thought it was a little funny anyway
Mel.- I got a chuckle out of urs, thanx
I forget where i heard this one, easy everyone its just a joke,and remember i drive one too....
What's the difference between Porsches and porcupines?
Porcupines have the ****** on the outside.
I thought it was a little funny anyway
Mel.- I got a chuckle out of urs, thanx
